The shitty life advice brigade

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GAME DISCUSSIONS

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EXITVOID

[(Anonymous)]

CANON DISCUSSIONS

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RWBY

[(Anonymous)]

So Sun's team is basically a bunch of hot guys. Im ok with this.

GAME ADS

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APPRENTICE WANTED

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APPRENTICE WANTED

The allure of the sign is just too strong to resist, isn't it? Why, it seems to dismiss other pressing questions such as WHY AM I HERE? or maybe even HOW DID I GET HERE? or the ever troubling WHY ARE THOSE GNOMES STARING AT ME?

All important questions, but none so fascinating that this sign could not stir some curiousity in you! Last you remember, you'd been walking. Headed nowhere fast with your feet as your guide. It's the sign that brings you back to Earth, and it's almost as if you'd been day dreaming until now. Seems you'd taken a wrong left turn somewhere and come to be, as the Maku Maku call it, 'dirt-roaded'. The surroundings are unfamiliar to you, it appears as if you're in some sort of fantasy land. There are castles on the horizon and critters abound, but the only real lead you have is this sign with a fantastically flashy arrow.

Your feet don't like this lingering! They practically begin moving themselves in the direction of the arrow! Practically? No. They're definitely doing it. They'll lead you into a fabulous castle and directly to the court of the Mistress.

She greets you with a grin, and it's terribly offputting, you wait with bated breath for some sort of clarification, perhaps some assistance in your time of need...

"I hope you aren't as rubbish as the last one."

And that's when you black out.

apprenticewanted is a panfandom Jamjar set in the universe of the NSFW comic OGLAF. While there will be heavily sexual themes and sexual events, this is both a fantasy and a smut themed game!

The world of Oglaf is very much like a compilation and parody of fantasy and fairy tales. Your characters have been summoned by the sorceress known as The Mistress in order to liven things up a little. She will take everyone as an apprentice in order to humiliate them allow them to learn magic, but characters may opt out of their apprenticeship and take to the surrounding village. They will be stripped of their powers, but may gain them back through events of both a sexual and magical nature!

Premise + Taken + Reserved + Applications + TEST DRIVE MEME

+ Accepts Fandom characters, Fandom OCs and Original characters
+ Activity Check is 15 comments between 2 threads
+ Smut is welcome and encouraged but not required!

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TEST DRIVES

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APPRENTICE WANTED (NSFW)

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http://arrowofnoregret.dreamwidth.org/29569.html

APP THIS PLZ / ENABLE ME

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Chizuru Yukimura | Hakuoki

[(Anonymous)]

I'm thinking about making a journal for her and am game hunting! Preferences listed below:

- Comm based
- Castmates preferred by not required
- No slice of life or mandatory smut
- Horror is loved
- Slow-paced

Thank you!

RP WITH ME

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Suwako Moriya | Touhou Project

[(Anonymous)]

Is there anyone who'd be interested in playing with a curse goddess? I'm interested in Moriya Shrine CR, or Touhou CR in general, but I imagine her more as... well, she's not a trickster god, but she's old and somewhat devious.

What this comes down to is that I'm not really interested in the "happy Moriya family" dynamic, or shipping. But for more gen stuff, please!

CHARACTER ADVICE

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ymir - attack on titan

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trying this one again in newpost. any tips on playing her in a game appreciated!

USERNAME SUGGESTIONS

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Chizuru Yukimura | Hakuoki

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No underscores, please.

PB SUGGESTIONS

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Re: PB SUGGESTIONS

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I'm looking for a guy in his early to mid 20s who looks preternaturally attractive. Someone that definitely turns heads and makes people stare, but also has something weird about him. Race, hair color, eye color, etc, doesn't matter as long as he's very good looking with a kind of eerie-ness to him.

I've been having trouble finding someone like this who isn't well known and isn't just modelface icons. If you can find someone with some creepy stares and snark faces in their repertoire, I will love you.

ICON/GRAPHICS & CODE/HTML HELP

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Re: ICON/GRAPHICS & CODE/HTML HELP

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Kind of a random question but still vaguely related here, I hope...

I've been commissioning icons for an OC and I'd used the 15 key expressions list for the initial set, but what other ones would you guys say are important? So far I've got:

- amusement
- anger
- boredom
- confusion
- contentment
- conversing
- disgust
- fear
- happiness
- thinking
- regret
- scheming
- sarcastic
- surprise

...and was looking for more inspiration of what else to get icons for. He's a gruffer, tougher warrior type, if that helps for reference.

GAME IDEAS

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Re: GAME IDEAS

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what did you need to edit?

[(Anonymous)]

farts

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hugs

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anonmom you've outdone yourself with this post title

[(Anonymous)]

As the person who made that comment, I feel both proud and guilty, since I was just paraphrasing someone else from ages ago.

Speaking of shitty life advice

[(Anonymous)]

Im moving out of my parents' into an apartment and will have roommates.

They have a plunger already, but what else would Anons say that I would absolutely need?

Re: Speaking of shitty life advice

[(Anonymous)]

make sure you have a shower curtain. not all apartments come with them for some reason.
toilet paper is a must.
can opener (you'd be surprised how many people forget this)
dishsoap.

everything else is really on an as you need it basis.

MISSED OPPORTUNITIES IN RP

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or things you would have liked to play out but never got to

Re: MISSED OPPORTUNITIES IN RP

[(Anonymous)]

a love triangle. came real close a few years back.

the other player flaked out before it could ever get to that point but as a result i got a really incredible unexpected OTP, so

i'm okay with this

[(Anonymous)]

hey matchbox 20 & stone temple pilots anon bring it in for a hug buddy

[(Anonymous)]

i'm here friend

let's get lunch

[(Anonymous)]

http://superdogbiter.tumblr.com/post/86573503120/raggediestandi-itsvondell

this post annoys me so much like god forbid parents want their kids to stop playing video games and actually appreciate the world outside

[(Anonymous)]

okay grandmaw but stonehenge is boring

[(Anonymous)]

i'm going to be really sad when stephen sondheim dies.

[(Anonymous)]

no don't remind me that he's old that's very rude and i don't want to remember it

what're you favorites by him, anon? into the woods has been my jam for, like, a decade, and i can do the entire patter about veggies from the opening, but i think a little night music, company, and follies have some of his best music

[(Anonymous)]

i'm so hungry for some d










eep dish pizza :(

[(Anonymous)]

ive got some deep dish pizza for you *grabs dick*

[(Anonymous)]

come and give anon a hug

[(Anonymous)]

okay

ignore the thing poking you in the thigh

[(Anonymous)]

I manned the fuck up today anons. Give me your joy/vitriol/asspats/derision.

[(Anonymous)]

congrats

what did you man up about if you don't mind me asking

[(Anonymous)]

you've changed! you're thriving! there's something about the woods!

[(Anonymous)]

not just surviving! you're blossoming in the woods!

(this is my favorite musical right now I got ridiculously happy just seeing someone else quote it)

[(Anonymous)]

someone wit a bigger plurklist than me needs to tell cdc players to keep it to 1-2 plurk a day. jesus christ.

[(Anonymous)]

we get it. you hate cdc. stfu. coming to both comms to burp this out just makes you look stupid.

[(Anonymous)]

i tried reading the berserk manga but all the scans seemed to have really bad english and ugly fonts. does anyone know where i can find good scans?

[(Anonymous)]

berserk has been running a long fucking time. the early scans were done in ye olden internette days, and no one's bothered to rescan them. you're going to have to just soldier through until quality begins to pick up. it's worth it.