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The allure of the sign is just too strong to resist, isn't it? Why, it seems to dismiss other pressing questions such as WHY AM I HERE? or maybe even HOW DID I GET HERE? or the ever troubling WHY ARE THOSE GNOMES STARING AT ME?
All important questions, but none so fascinating that this sign could not stir some curiousity in you! Last you remember, you'd been walking. Headed nowhere fast with your feet as your guide. It's the sign that brings you back to Earth, and it's almost as if you'd been day dreaming until now. Seems you'd taken a wrong left turn somewhere and come to be, as the Maku Maku call it, 'dirt-roaded'. The surroundings are unfamiliar to you, it appears as if you're in some sort of fantasy land. There are castles on the horizon and critters abound, but the only real lead you have is this sign with a fantastically flashy arrow.
Your feet don't like this lingering! They practically begin moving themselves in the direction of the arrow! Practically? No. They're definitely doing it. They'll lead you into a fabulous castle and directly to the court of the Mistress.
She greets you with a grin, and it's terribly offputting, you wait with bated breath for some sort of clarification, perhaps some assistance in your time of need...
"I hope you aren't as rubbish as the last one."
And that's when you black out.