All the pretty little anons

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[(Anonymous)]

what were those comms on lj where people would ask for rp advice for specific characters, writing apps, and all that?

[(Anonymous)]

rpadvicememe and rp_advice_meme

[(Anonymous)]

hygiene wank's my favorite because everyone gets so mad

what's your favorite kind of anoncomm argument

[(Anonymous)]

I have fond memories of one time a few years back that a troll came into one of the anoncomms with some completely ludicrous thread about how she identified as a virgin despite having regular penetrative sex with her boyfriend. The troll managed to trick all the outraged anons who replied into saying all kinds of shitty things that accidentally implied that heterosexual sex was the only kind of sex that "counted," and in the process lampshaded the entire concept of virginity as being stupid and arbitrary and heteronormative, all without ever breaking character.

I wish I could find that thread again. That is the purest essence of trolling as it should be. I don't even remember which iteration of the anoncomms it was on.

[(Anonymous)]

Let's talk about the times you encountered awful RP friends in real life. I'll start.

I clicked really well with this one RP partner. We'd boomerang for hours and RP'd every scenario you can think of, played tons of characters, everything. We even met up at Disney World and had a great time. Eventually she falls on hard times and needed a place to crash with her cats. I foolishly let her.

It took nearly a year to get this womanchild out of my house. She'd do nothing but play on her computer, sleep during the day so I had to be quiet in the house, and keep me awake all night by slamming cupboards or doors. She smelled horrible and took a shower maybe once every two weeks. When she would bathe, she would dye her hair funky colors and stain my bathtub and sinks. She'd shave her vag and leave hairs everywhere. She never cleaned any litter boxes so I had to do it. She never cooked or bought food. She rarely left my couch for the entirety of her stay. Any time I approached the subject of her getting a job to help with bills, she'd say she was trying, no interviews, etc. I know this is a lie because I hooked her up with a part-time job at a friend's shop and my friend said she never called or put in an application. Eventually she met a girlfriend online and I'm ashamed to say I urged her to follow her heart and move in together, just to get her out of my life. She ended up leaving without the cats, which is for the better I guess. I still have them and they seem to have forgotten that dark time in their life.

Overall it was utterly exhausting. I don't have children but I imagine the experience is similar. She recently reconnected with me and I see she's been pulled into the Tumblr cult. She didn't even ask about the cats. She was more interested in what fandoms I'm in, so I lied and told her I quit RPing years ago. Sure dodged that bullet.

[(Anonymous)]

... and you didn't kick her out because?

RP PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

Share all your RP-related gripes, anons! Let's stew in our bitterness.

One of my pet peeves is trying to RP with people who have open logs and have 60-long comment threads with their RP friends/characters they want their character to bone and yet it takes them several days to tag everyone else and those threads go nowhere. If you don't want to thread with people interested in your character and prompts, man, don't make it an open log in the first place.

Re: RP PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

i'm mad because i want to roleplay for the first time in eight months and i can't get any threads going on memes. i need to join a game or something but i have to wait a few days for enable me plz to roll around

[(Anonymous)]

Who's doing NaNoWriMo this year? What's your novel about?

[(Anonymous)]

a space furry

POLL: YOUTUBERS

[(Anonymous)]

1. What are your favorite channels you're subscribed to?
2. What are they about?
3. What are some their pros and cons?

I recently cleaned out a lot of my old subscriptions and figured this might be a good way to find more people to follow! Plus I just like to read about these things.

Re: POLL: YOUTUBERS

[(Anonymous)]

antscanada is fascinating if you like insects and is the most genuinely enthusiastic you will ever hear a person be about fire ants. he's a dude in malaysia (formerly canada) who keeps ant colonies and runs a web store for supplies.

angeleyedboidan posts daily updates of his cockatoo playing and running around. I like to see what's up with him every once in a while.

CW FOR ABUSE, 30 YEAR OLD DATING UNDERAGE GIRLS

[(Anonymous)]

can somebody explain why my cousin is thinking about going through with a pregnancy from an abusive fuckass who's in his 30's (she's 17)?

she's extremely emotional about him getting shot and killed the other day even though there was a warrant for his arrest for him abusing other girls. she decided to not press charges when he beat her recently and she kept sneaking off and going back to him. she thinks that he was her best friend and soul mate even though she was probably just another girl to fuck to him tbh. he's also supplied her with drugs (definitely marijuana, not sure what else) and had plenty of nudes of other underage girls. she told us about him having nudes of underage girls and was considering logging into his facebook and exposing him... but she didn't for some dumbfuck reason.

right now she's freaking out at her sister, who has actual common sense, and accusing her of sleeping with him because he slept at the sister's place one night. THE SISTER HATES HIM, HE'S AN ABUSIVE PERVERTED FUCK. apparently the sister is a ~slut~ but her ephebephile boyfriend is an innocent party. she even feels responsible for his death somehow, idk the details but it was probably somebody who was sick of his disgusting ass fucking and beating underage girls that shot him. he fucking deserved it.

she even wants to keep the dog they rescued together (2 weeks ago!) even though the dog's a prohibited breed (pit bulls aren't allowed in a lot of places here) and she's poorly trained and shits and pisses everywhere. she can't even be assed to clean up after the poor dog for fuck's sake.

i just... my mind is full of fuck. she refuses to go to therapy btw even though she has insurance.

Re: CW FOR ABUSE, 30 YEAR OLD DATING UNDERAGE GIRLS

[(Anonymous)]

her boyfriend just got killed and you can't wrap your brain around why she wants to keep his baby?

she's an idiot, but you're an asshole.

[(Anonymous)]

I finished a thread with someone, as in it got to the point where there wasn't much else to do and things just naturally petered out. About a month later, I get a PM asking if I was planning to tag back to that thread. Not asking if I wanted to do a new one, just asking why I hadn't replied yet.

I explained that I had assumed the thread had reached its ending and asked if they had some other plan for it and got a simple "OK!" in response... but now I'm worried other people have felt burned when they thought I "dropped" a thread with them that I had just assumed was complete.

[(Anonymous)]

Usually you'd, y'know, pm them and ask if they're okay with stopping there.

WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE DIE?

[(Anonymous)]

i'm interested in rpanons' thoughts.

do you believe in reincarnation? heaven/hell/purgatory? no life after death? people turning into 2spooky ghosts?

Re: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE DIE?

[(Anonymous)]

scientifically speaking, when you're dead, that's it.

philosophically, though, idk. i like to think there's some kind of cosmic afterlife.

[(Anonymous)]

how weird is it to play from the mcu if you haven't read any comics? i haven't watched/don't fully remember some the movies either, but that's easier to fix.

for the record i want to play someone from one of the netflix shows and those are more self-contained anyhow..

[(Anonymous)]

as an mcu player, no comic knowledge is necessary. the movies are their own entity, which is why they're listed as their own verse in the marvel world. some of the origin stories are pretty different, or the characterizations are wildly different as well. as long as you say you're playing from mcu/netflix and not comics, no one will care. i play from the movies and don't read comics. that's sort of the point of watching the movies, to be able to get into that world and those characters without 20 years of comics behind it.

but watch the series entirely, or up to the canon point you want to play. especially with the netflix shows, things can change pretty drastically, so if you're playing matt s2 and you've only seen s1, you really do need to catch up, because his personality changes quite a bit (clearly just an example). just make sure you actually watch it and i promise you, no one will care.

or, to be more fair, some people will care, but they won't have any ground to really bitch because they're two separate verses and as long as you're up to speed on your char's canon point, they're just being grumpy assholes.

[(Anonymous)]

men among us: is the distance you ejaculate relative to the strength of your orgasm or nah? I need to know because...reasons.

[(Anonymous)]

Generally, but not always. Sometimes the body position has an effect on it as well.

It's a muscular function, so keep that in mind. The reason stronger orgasms often get those results is because there's more tension in the muscles when the orgasm happens.

[(Anonymous)]

can anyone recommend a good vpn (i mostly use it for foreign netflix and shopping sites, german availability is preferred!) for firefox? i don't often use chrome but if you have any for that i'd be willing to give them a try.

i used to use zenmate but it seems to be paid for only now. does anyone have subscription and would you recommend it?

[(Anonymous)]

i've used expressvpn a couple of times (for going from US->china) and it's very good and easy to use for both your phone and your computer. it is, however, paid, but the price is pretty good for the market.

[(Anonymous)]

why are balls and nipples so awkward to write about in smut threads

[(Anonymous)]

I don't have a problem with nipples but balls pain me. Every term feels too dumb or too clinical.

[(Anonymous)]

do you wash your butt every day? like, not 'do you shower every day' but if you don't shower that day do you specifically take time out to wash your butt?

[(Anonymous)]

No, that's what my maids are for.

[(Anonymous)]

are there any good icon making tutorials?

[(Anonymous)]

download a psd from tumblr and work backwards

[(Anonymous)]

what do you personally consider a slow tagger? a fast tagger?

[(Anonymous)]

slow: once a week or longer
fast: once a day or more

[(Anonymous)]

we have been abandoned! it is time to roll around in our own filth!

[(Anonymous)]

shut up

HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU RP YOUR OTP DOING SHIPPY/SMUTTY THINGS?

[(Anonymous)]

do you get turned on by smut threads? do you feel butterflies in your stomach? does your heart ache when something bad happens to someone in your otp? etc etc

Re: HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU RP YOUR OTP DOING SHIPPY/SMUTTY THINGS?

[(Anonymous)]

i get excited when my characters get hurt or sad!

[(Anonymous)]

tfw when you hit someone up you think you played with before and then a day later realize it wasn't that person at all you hit up but instead some rando who has no idea who you are or what you are talking about

has anyone else ever accidentally done this? if so, how did you handle it?

[(Anonymous)]

well you can admit to them that you made a mistake and got the wrong person, apologize and go on your way with a bit of passing awkwardness on both sides

or

you can weave an elaborate web of lies to persuade that person you actually know them, they just forgot about it

I'd go with former but whatever floats your boat really

[(Anonymous)]

the degree to which i hate "trans headcanon" fanart makes me almost disgusted at myself like maybe i've got some transphobia that's coming out with hating this shit so much

but i really do find it quite gross to just say "i believe this character is trans just because" and start drawing them with scars if they're male or visible adam's apples if they're female, whatever the born gender is you know

i just really can't stand it at all and idk why since i'm very much cis

[(Anonymous)]

you're not transphobic, though there are many tumblrinas who would instantly peg you so.

you hate trans headcanon and its associated byproduct for the same reason any rational person hates it, because it's a childish fad that ironically demeans actual trans people and trans issues because 95% of the people indulging in it have no real understanding of either and are just doing it for validation and/or virtue signaling

to paraphrase hollis mason, "the fact that you hate trans headcanons indicates only that you are still sane."

[(Anonymous)]

i would love to see anyone try to argue that autogynephilia isn't real after being exposed to richard "terra" jones or paul "stefonknee" wolscht or wesley "laurelai" bailey

[(Anonymous)]

i've heard of paul/"stefonknee" but not the other two, thanks.

[(Anonymous)]

holy shit we have dated 4chan trolls AND terfers out at the same time?

mom, look what your absence has created

[(Anonymous)]

next you'll be crying about "tankies"

[(Anonymous)]

i love looking for new music on last.fm, looking at artists' tracks list to see what to listen to, and seeing the same song ten times because people either can't spell (in this case, the word is ecstasy) or can't decide whether they want to put [radio edit] or (radio edit) or (edit) or [edit] or whatever the fuck.

people are fucking dumb as balls.

sa

[(Anonymous)]

oh and i can't forget "04. song name here", "insert really long song name he" and similar idiocies.

[(Anonymous)]

I see anonmod's gotten a little slower to get out of the coffin this month

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard but it did so

[(Anonymous)]

Speaking of transphobia, Jack Chick died.

Famed for Dark Dungeons and that one comic where a guy who molested his daughter was cured of his pedophilia and forgiven by his family after he found Christ.

[(Anonymous)]

ahh, another great in the world of easily-parodied material finally leaves us. laughing at chick's fundy tripe was a fond memory from my early internet days.