Unfunny wanky stereotypes

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[(Anonymous)]

how do you deal w/ constant feelings of deep self-loathing

[(Anonymous)]

therapy

the real kind, not the dr. internet kind

[(Anonymous)]

What procedure do anons follow for picking up a character (while playing or before you start playing them, if you don't just jump in)? Do you have any rituals that help you get a feel for their voice or mannerisms and etc?

[(Anonymous)]

when I'm keywording my icons, I try to think of the kind of things the character would say while making those expressions

if it's easy, I'm ready. if it's really hard, either the icons don't suit the character, or I need to canon review some more

[(Anonymous)]

does anyone remember one man hide-and-seek

has any anon ever tried that

[(Anonymous)]

you'd have to be a fucking idiot to do that

ATARAXION

[(Anonymous)]

 

Re: ATARAXION

[(Anonymous)]

yeah what about it

[(Anonymous)]

We may be stupid, unfunny tryhards
BUT WE ARE STUPID, UNFUNNY TRYHARDS UNITED

and the moral of the story is

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M1L15hpphQ

[(Anonymous)]

lmao no wonder women are the inferior sex

y'all cunts would believe your fucking asshole was haunted if someone talked about ~mysterious sounds~

[(Anonymous)]

if you experienced some of the things that emerge from my asshole you'd believe it was haunted too

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't read manga at all in a few years and I feel like rping from it again. Anybody have recs, especially for series that are ongoing? I like stuff that has supernatural/fantasy elements.

[(Anonymous)]

lucifer and the biscuit hammer. art's a little crummy at the start and the plot barely exists but it's all about the characters and how they develop, and it delivers on that front. not ongoing tho

HAUNTED THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

because I want to be even more awake, let's have a real life 2spooky experiences story time. hard mode: a little bit spookier than "one time I was in a cemetery at night and it was dark" stuff. tell us about the things that scared you down to your bones.

tldr since i can't sleep either

[(Anonymous)]

i lived in this one apartment when i was age 12-16. i'm not sure what was the cause of it but something extremely negative seemed to attach itself to me during that time. i don't remember the exact time it happened but i started seeing stuff out of the corners of my eyes and having weird delusions that i was seeing things (i wasn't actually hallucinating i just had these really intense fake-memories, or at least i think they were? of seeing humanoid figures walking around and disappearing)

i had the most vivid, intensely terrifying nightmares of my life in that apartment, and all of those nightmares took place inside the apartment and involved a bright blue demon with a weirdly-shaped head, i remember what it looked like pretty clearly. usually the dream would consist of me waking up to an empty apartment, feeling intense dread, trying to escape the apartment and being unable to. i'd get horrific images of my cat being killed by being crushed by the tv being pushed over, my mom dying in similar ways, trying to run outside only to be pulled back in, the demon's hands coming out at me from the walls, jumping up onto my bed and coming at me, and once it even had sex with me. or uh, forced itself on me rather i guess.

the nightmares were a source of stress for me, i dreaded sleeping because of them and lost a lot of sleep which only helped freak me out even more. it came to a point where i was literally too scared to be home alone and i'd try to avoid being home alone, i'd stay out until my mom got home from work and etc. i remember a lot of times i'd call her when she was at work because i'd hear a weird noise or just feel that intense dread out of nowhere and i'd just be crying in fear, trying to talk to someone to be less scared.

however, despite all of this nothing really happened. nothing physical, in reality, at least. that is until one night. i was in a spare bedroom, one that was perpetually cold, and i was on the computer. i had my back to the door of the room. that room's door was set strangely and the carpet was really thick, so you had to push kind of hard to close it all the way.

it was probably 11pm and my mom was asleep. out of nowhere i heard the carpet start to make a scratching noise. thinking i was just imagining it but feeling a sudden intense fear i just ignored it. after a pause i heard the door fully shut. it took me a second to get the courage to get up and investigate, and yeah, it was closed fully shut. i opened the door and looked out to see if maybe my mom had done it. but her bedroom door was still shut. i started crying (i was a big crybaby as you can tell) and went into her room and asked if she'd just closed the door. she woke up out of a dead sleep and was annoyed but really concerned about me. we moved out not very long after that, and my mom actually did a "cleansing" of the apartment bc she talked to some psychic about my problems after ruling out a mental diagnosis.

i don't know if what i experienced was "real" or "paranormal". maybe i was just too stressed from puberty and having a weird experience with it. i can't explain the door at all though, unless you want to subscribe to the poltergeist theory which i don't know if i believe. i've also had people tell me it might've been a weird reverberation from the apartment above mine but we were on the top floor.

sorry this got so long but! it was a terrible time in my life and made me a believer. i haven't experienced anything quite so bad ever since especially since i've worked a lot on meditation and "protecting" myself. idk if that shit is real or not but it makes me feel comfortable and not scared so it must be working.

[(Anonymous)]

what happened to that exorcist anon anyway?

[(Anonymous)]

a demon killed her

[(Anonymous)]

In honor of this page, I propose we all go watch The Craft.

[(Anonymous)]

idiots

[(Anonymous)]

tip that fedora harder

[(Anonymous)]

I had a dream that I got some anon crit on how I wasn't playing myself well enough. Like, "she's not that emotional" and "she's not that shy" and "she's more patient with people" and other stuff like "have you even read the source material".

The weird part was that I stressed out over it in the dream.

[(Anonymous)]

dreaming about rp lol

[(Anonymous)]

How do you stop taking a canon so seriously? I realize it's silly but I start stressing about my characterization and thinking other people will think I'm doing a bad job of portraying the character, etc.

[(Anonymous)]

stop soulbonding

[(Anonymous)]

this bitch clearly needs serious therapy but instead she just uses her plurk friends as a constant source of buttpats and internet psychiatry

she has them fucking trained. all she has to do is make a one-word plurk with a lowercase letter in it, and they all know she's getting ready for a meltdown and will dispense buttpats before she even says anything. and this is virtually an every fucking day thing. i don't understand why all these people put up with this shit. WHY haven't they encouraged her to get professional help? why do they keen enabling this behavior over and over and over again? do they get a rush out of pretending to be internet psychiatrists or something? god damn

[(Anonymous)]

*word, not letter

[(Anonymous)]

Ghosts are the reason I'm fat

[(Anonymous)]

stop eating ghosts. they're too high calorie.

smut rp in two pages

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.mangahere.com/manga/doutei_sensei/c001/11.html
http://www.mangahere.com/manga/doutei_sensei/c001/12.html

Re: smut rp in two pages

[(Anonymous)]

at least use a manga with better art

[(Anonymous)]

are dw notifs fucking up for anyone else? i only have one thread going right now and i haven't gotten emails for the last two replies :c rechecked all my settings and it's not that.

[(Anonymous)]

i think we should have an rpanons friending meme

opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

I think this is the second worst idea and that's only because a wg friending meme would be worse.

[(Anonymous)]

what css do i use to make something disappear on plurk? since i can't use display:none.

[(Anonymous)]

I normally just write in something that makes that thing blend in with the background. What do you want to make disappear, anon?

[(Anonymous)]

There's nothing more embarrassing than nutting less than a minute into it.

[(Anonymous)]

my current rp thread tbh

[(Anonymous)]

It's so hard being tall because it's hard to find dresses that aren't indecently short on you

+1

[(Anonymous)]

or if you're average height with a significant booty

[(Anonymous)]

what do you do when you check out a new apartment, it looks great, the landlord says it's clean of bugs, it's in a great part of town, and you take it

but you learn after a few days it has bedbugs?

i am so glad it came with furniture because i would hate to burn all my nice things :(

[(Anonymous)]

lmao bed bugs don't count as 'bugs' really, considering you can wash/sanitize everything and they die. they're an annoyance. if you had termites? yes, that is valid.

[(Anonymous)]

when ur a mod and u think one of ur players just tried to godmode at you

xcuse u are you really sure you want to do that >:T

[(Anonymous)]

players are morons.

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/bigger-badder-vore-toys

yw

[(Anonymous)]

... furries can be so weird