don't be jelly i was a handmaiden of satan in another life

[socksuke_uchiha]

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

*takes a fat shit and wipes with my hand and flushes with my foot and doesn't wash my hands*

[(Anonymous)]

at least i don't have to touch or smell you

enjoy your shit-smeared phone

...

[(Anonymous)]

😒.....

Re: ...

[(Anonymous)]

😒 i ain't gonna say...

[(Anonymous)]

xD

[(Anonymous)]

o_O

👀👀

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

😅

[(Anonymous)]

i'm mpregnant :(

[(Anonymous)]

I'm going to need you to start pushing, Dave.

[(Anonymous)]

wow.. ok

[(Anonymous)]

So when's Help Me Please getting posted again?

[(Anonymous)]

When you post it, I guess.

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

why doesn't one of you whiny assholes just abduct GRRM's wife/child/pet/favorite body pillow and hold it for ransom until you get your goddamn book instead of screaming and crying on the internet

be proactive or shut the fuck up

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, don't even joke about that. I'm sure a psychotic enough fan is willing to do it. Me, I've considered some very detailed fantasies of tracking down that fat fuck's address and shocking him with an electric cattle prod every time he wastes another day not writing. Statistically he should've already been close to done with the book. None of this namby-pamby "it'll get done when it gets done i'm a fat old man and can do what i want and don't give a fuck about deadlines hurr durr durr" nonsense. If JKR had done this with the last two Harry Potter books, someone would've probably kidnapped her to get them done.

[(Anonymous)]

So what happened to that mermaid game that was advertised here a while back? Did it ever get off the ground?

[(Anonymous)]

it was literally advertised two posts ago, check for yourself

https://mermods.dreamwidth.org/

WHAT WEIRD HABITS DO ANONS HAVE?

[(Anonymous)]

my family keeps judging me, remind me that i'm not alone.

Re: WHAT WEIRD HABITS DO ANONS HAVE?

[(Anonymous)]

after i've been sitting at the computer i need to get up and do some laps in my apartment. usually i put on some music and just. go. i feel so dumb but i live alone and on a ground floor so nobody can complain, lmao. i just feel like i have a bunch of energy i need to let out. it's exercise, i guess?

DWRPMASTERLIST UPDATE POLL

[dwrpmasterlist]

It's that time again.

Here's the update poll to the DWRP Masterlist. I'd appreciate any help I can get updating the list.

Looks like we've got new games a-plenty. If you've seen something on plurk with no ad on rpa especially, try to give me a heads up.

Please wait until comments are set up under this before commenting.

JAMJAR/PANFANDOM

[dwrpmasterlist]

Please let me know of any new games or closures to jamjar/panfandom games here, and which genre.

Genres are: Fantasy, Horror, Multiple Round/Short Run, Sci fi or Superhero, Slice of Life, Other/Mixed Genre

Modding Advice

[(Anonymous)]

Hey current and former mods of DWRP! How did you learn how to deal with the constant criticism? I know that I can't make everyone happy and I shouldn't try to, but it's starting to wear me down to hear everyone telling me different things or, better yet, not telling me anything at all and vagueplurking after forgetting I'm on their plurk.

Re: Modding Advice

[(Anonymous)]

Quietly unfriend or unfollow them, block wankgate so you're not tempted to look at anon whining

If players don't bring concerns to the right channels to be addressed, those concerns don't exist. Also, accept that everyone is entitled to vent.

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you random person who threaded with me on this cute meme. It really made my day and I hope it was as fun for you as it was for me.

[(Anonymous)]

how do i tell a psl partner that i haven't responded to our psl because i found out i had a tumor, had surgery, and have been going to appointments almost every week? i don't want to sound like i want a pity party, much less like i'm a flake, but i genuinely haven't had the energy to enjoy myself/respond due to dealing with all of this. :(

[(Anonymous)]

i mean. depending on how well you know the person, "i had a tumor, had surgery, and have been going to appointments almost every week and the whole thing has left me devoid of energy" seems about right

if you'd rather keep that sort of stuff private a general "i've been having some health issues that have left me seriously drained and i'm sorry for not getting to our stuff earlier"

i get that you don't want to sound like a pity party but sometimes trying to be evasive or cagey about it for no reason other than "oh i don't want to sound like i'm trying to get you to pity me" just makes you sound worse. then again maybe this is the kind of tittybaby to actually get upset if you bring up that you've had legitimate health issues. who knows.

LOG IN OR DON'T: WHAT KIND OF DWRPER WOULD YOUR CHARACTER BE?

[(Anonymous)]

personality, their character types, whatever you want to say.

optional bonus: what kind of anon would they be on rpanons/wankgate?

[grandpapiss]

He absolutely plays from gritty cop shows a lot, anything with cops or detectives piques his interest. Only the jaded mentor types though, but when he first started out it was the hopeful rookie ready to change the world.

As an rper, he doesn't have plurk and ignores discord unless it's his best friends or something. Tends to take offence at godmoding, leaves anonymous crit that's really harshly worded, and absolutely sits on rpanons and wankgate to say shit like 'i don't like chips rly' and stir shit for games he's not even in? Also namedrops people he hates a lot without deets just to fish for wank.

A few times he's had mental breakdowns and ghosted for months on end.

💅💅🏻💅🏼💅🏽💅🏾💅🏿

[(Anonymous)]

anons, i need to do my nails. what color should i pick?

what color are your nails?

Re: 💅💅🏻💅🏼💅🏽💅🏾💅🏿

[(Anonymous)]

My nails are this color! https://www.prettywomannyc.com/products/penny-for-your-thoughts

As for yours, it's summer(ish) so maybe a pretty pastel? Mint green is always a fun one if it looks good on you!

[(Anonymous)]

how do anons feel about rpers who headcanon the equivalent of "oh and my character is part indigenous even though that has nothing to do with anything uwu"? especially if said indigenous peoples have been heavily discriminated against by the majority?

like ainu ancestry for japanese characters, romani for european characters, native american for american characters, hmong, sami, basque, w/e.

[(Anonymous)]

someone in my game is doing that sprinkled with some WWII prostitution two generations back and frankly speaking it makes me uncomfortable
but everyone seems to like this headcanon and that take on said character so i just shut up and ignore when it comes up

oldest surviving game?

[(Anonymous)]

is it tlv or is there something older

Re: oldest surviving game?

[(Anonymous)]

mmmh we should check the years but from LJ we still have tlv, victory road (which is the new name of route 34) and eway

and technically dear-mun is old as fuck too but not a game

[(Anonymous)]

shuuuuuut uuuuuuuup

[(Anonymous)]

*nonny screams into da void*

[(Anonymous)]

jesus christ can we just freeze the GOT thread it's devolving into a screeching slapfight of "ENTITLEMENT! WE ONLY GOT DINOSAUR ARMS! YOU PAID FOR DINNER AND YOU GOT DINNER! OLD WHITE MAN!" in an endless loop

[(Anonymous)]

it's also been over for a while now so chill maybe.

[(Anonymous)]

i have had a craving for shitty ice cream truck character novelties for awhile but no ice cream trucks drive down my street, and you LITERALLY cannot buy these in bulk online or anything unless you want to rent an entire truck or you have a license to prove you're getting it for a truck. the fuck, big ice cream?!

[(Anonymous)]

One of those bubblegum nose ones. Yes.

[(Anonymous)]

is there anyone 300+ lbs here?

[(Anonymous)]

why

[(Anonymous)]

you guys have been beezin across both comms today. enough

[(Anonymous)]

hehe

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