I thought it was a chocolate chip

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

i wish sebastian stan wasn't the new HOT GUY EVERYONE'S OBSESSED WITH because even if he has a great body his face is a hideous squished mess

[(Anonymous)]

you mean like jeremy renner

[(Anonymous)]

just spent hours looking into a game only to find the character i want to play is actually taken and the mods just hadn't updated the list yet

[(Anonymous)]

that's happened to me too ugh

the character I wanted to play was accepted like weeks ago but hadn't posted to taken lists or the comms or anything, I had no idea they were in until I tried to reserve them and the mods were like "aaaaaaaaactually..."

sorry for your lots anon

[(Anonymous)]

"god the writers have such a boner for this one plot point of the show, they stuff it anywhere they fucking can! ...okay, why wasn't that thing more important in the most recent episode? wtf, you people can't write for fucking shit"

wah wah fucking wah

not sure why i was expecting logic from this fandom

[(Anonymous)]

i don't see how those two things contradict each other

if a writer's been shoving something into every episode and then suddenly it's gone, yeah, i'd raise my eyebrows, even if i didn't like the thing.

recommend an anime

[(Anonymous)]

need some new things to sit in front of and be mindlessly into, bonus is that i'll probably end up playing someone from whatever you recommend if i enjoy it even a little

i like supernatural things, i like slice of life but really i've seen three moe type shows so i don't want any more, short is good, long is also good but filler is not, i like sports anime but i've seen most of the recent stuff. things i've enjoyed in the past are kuragehime, madoka, fma (both brotherhood and 2003), baccano, durarara, princess tutu, star driver

any ideas?

Re: recommend an anime

[(Anonymous)]

My usual recs are Tsuritama for short and sweet and Natsume Yuujinchou for something longer.

[(Anonymous)]

is there any good reason for a job application to be asking if you're transgender and/or if you're gay/lesbian? the job in question isn't for an lgbt organization or anything, just a regular pharmacy

should this be a sign to run far, far away from this job or is there something I'm missing here?

[(Anonymous)]

it's a bad bad bad sign imo, though i'll warn you that i haven't worked in a pharmacy.

best case scenario they want to help out the lgbt community by hiring from it

but if that was the case, i doubt they'd ask that way. no one legitimately friendly should be asking you to out yourself on a job app.

if it's a chain pharmacy, google search them with connections to phrases like "values" and see if you can find someone else asking about it online.

either way i wouldn't disclose it. that's really unprofessional that they'd even ask. good luck anon.

[(Anonymous)]

Archer isn't funny

[(Anonymous)]

it isn't

[(Anonymous)]

recently i got into the canon of one my favorite characters to thread with.

i found out the mun plays them really ooc. and i mean REALLY. they're just bad at it.

now i'm bummed out because i really enjoyed that cr but now i can't ignore it. i'm canon blind to 90% if the characters i play against and maybe i should just keep it that way...

[(Anonymous)]

that sucks, anon. is it a meme/psl thing or is it in a game? if it is some meme type shit they may be going totally ooc just to ship with you and have fun - and if you were having fun, you should keep ignoring them being ooc imo.

[(Anonymous)]

asexual people playing in sex games confuses me so much

[(Anonymous)]

stahp

[(Anonymous)]

you could probably make an aven committee dedicated to just deciding new labels and shit and they'd be able to fill a 40 hour work week w/ all the deciding and debating

[(Anonymous)]

AVEN does it for free

[(Anonymous)]

waggle me faggle

[(Anonymous)]

Erika Moen and her husband are gross as fuck.

And they act more like 13 year olds who just found out how sex works.

[(Anonymous)]

wait wait wait. are you talking about the comic that reviews sex toys and how they present themselves there

or that you personally know, that offline they actually act just like that

if its the the former i really hope you don't do anything that requires creativity/reviewing ever.

[(Anonymous)]

i had a dream someone kept replying to my comments with my full name. when i confronted them and said yes, what do you want, they told my dad signed me up to go to manchester to a facility where they stock rivers with fish. they gave me a phone number and i called to refuse, and the people on the phone whispered loudly things like i see, so that's why he's upset, it had better be facility four. they very gently repeated that i was invited like they were inviting me to lake laogi. and then they showed this video of my divorced parents nearly naked in backwards hospital gowns and slippers. i woke frightened and confused.

why am i dreaming about fishery therapy cults, and why would they contact people here?

[(Anonymous)]

did you eat something questionable before bed anon

[(Anonymous)]

i find ramsay bolton so attractive im sorry bye

[(Anonymous)]

DID U MEAN SNOW

[(Anonymous)]

what games, in your opinion, have very low app standards?

[(Anonymous)]

anything that's been around long enough it's desperate

[(Anonymous)]

if you unfollow someone on plurk then follow them back, will they get a notif?

[(Anonymous)]

yes


you're fucked

[(Anonymous)]

I look down the line and there are more than two dozen men waiting for their turn with the knife. One after the other they will be unmanned, their balls slowly filling the wooden bucket that is waiting for them. Still more are being washed and shaved, and there is no doubt that this day will drag on for a while. Turning back to the rail I watch as yet another slave is milked, a big brute of a man with a beard and a chest of hair. You can see where his nest of hair was stolen, and his thick cock looks odd growing out of his hairless groin. He struggles the entire time his cock is being manipulated, and his big ass moves up and down, humping the rail, struggling to get lose before it is too late. The boy moving the rod in his ass shows no mercy, but slams it home again and again and again. The man grunts with each deep penetration of the rod. Still, he holds out for several minutes, but eventually the combination of the young boy working his dick and the rod in his ass combine until the feeling boils up and overtakes him.

[(Anonymous)]

Is this night vale?

[(Anonymous)]

I wish OJST had addressed nonsexual intimacy. I can see why people might feel alienated if they're not prepared for it to be a comic about sexuality.

[(Anonymous)]

+1

[(Anonymous)]

Do you have any obscure characters you want to play?

[(Anonymous)]

yeah and i usually go to panfandoms to play them

i love the characters/canon but hate that i'm pretty much guaranteed to never find someone else into it with me

[(Anonymous)]

It's almost 1 am. how many more episodes of orphan black should I watch?

[(Anonymous)]

69, dude

[(Anonymous)]

She took a pen and a small notebook out of her purse and scribbled something down, covering it with her hand. Natasha didn’t even try to look. Natasha was buzzing with too much excitement. Because. What if?

Pepper smiled down on the piece of paper, looking very proud of herself, and slid it across the table.

Natasha looked down at it, heart beating fast now. Natasha wanted them so badly. What if Pepper was wrong, though? Natasha was afraid. Natasha didn’t like that at all.

The words were strange to Natasha. They were actual words instead of a simple jumble of letters like the others always looked. Blinking a few times, Natasha realized they looked like spider. These were spider pronouns.

“There’s been a real push for themed pronouns online,” Pepper supplied. “Trying to make people more comfortable, you know? In case the others don’t fit.”

Natasha blinked. No, spide blinked. Spide smiled. Spide had it. Spide finally had it.

[(Anonymous)]

Boris had long been suspicious of where Natasha was headed at night.
Was she out with Rocky, Bullwinkle, that dastardly dope Snidely Whiplash? Oh well, he sighed. At least he had Dudley. Good old reliable royal Canadian Mountie Dogooder.

[(Anonymous)]

Aromantic and asexual people have a lot of pressure put on them to experience romance/sex and are frequently put into positions where they feel extremely uncomfortable and unsafe.

Even if they’re heterosexual/romantic, they are STILL put in these situations. They still have to prove that their identity is valid and real. They get no representation. Aromantic sexuals (including heterosexuals) are literally shunned.

They are more than entitled to the word.

[(Anonymous)]

u mad hetero?

[(Anonymous)]

but what about the demisexuals?

[(Anonymous)]

ia tbh. it's hard to be normal. it's hard and no one understands

[(Anonymous)]

what are you fucks even doing rn

[(Anonymous)]

tumblr asexy rp

[(Anonymous)]

So what's Alexandria's Genisis? It's from a fanfic?

[(Anonymous)]

This post is now the oppression olympics.

Who gets the gold?

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry but if you're straight and cis you can't join the LGBTQI competition

It's sort of like Eurovision that way