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THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

FAVORITES

[(Anonymous)]

Re: FAVORITES

[(Anonymous)]

obligatory hawkeye mention

+1

[(Anonymous)]

obligatory "yes i agree"

Re: FAVORITES

[(Anonymous)]

Zoidberg, Howard, Brainiac, the Creature, R, Hans, Kevin, Wyatt, Kili, and Guy are all really great!

Re: FAVORITES

[(Anonymous)]

♥ thank you anon!

Re: FAVORITES

[(Anonymous)]

You're too sweet. c: Thank you, anon!

+0.5

[(Anonymous)]

for Howard, Brainiac, R, Kevin, Wyatt, Kili, and Guy

+.25

[(Anonymous)]

for Howard, Wyatt, Kili, and Guy

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

what in the world is the matter with you guys

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

panties in a bunch

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

Anon didn't mention me or my friends specifically so everybody sucks wha wha

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

Tittybabies! Tittybabies everywhere!

[(Anonymous)]

right?

srsly wtf. who pees in the games cheerios.

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

Can someone explain to me why everyone seems to jizz over Enjolras/Venus. Also, (apparently) obligatory, Hawkeye.

I see mentions of those two things everywhere, and I don't get it. Not in a 'wtf is wrong with them' way, but I legitimately don't understand why they're so frequently mentioned and everyone freaks out over it each time.

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

They have friends who go anon a lot?

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

Not only here, but I see plurks about new happenings in the relationship between Venus and Enjolras, where everyone jumps in and gets excited. And I... just don't get it?

Maybe there's some build-up I'm missing, but Enjolras has always been about as romantic as a bag of potatoes to me. Didn't he disapprove of Marius for swooning over Cosette, and isn't he like frequently described as being chaste in the novels?

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

It's been building up for about a year OOC, and ICly Enjolras isn't even in the ship yet, they're only just realizing that they want to be together. YMMV but the trajectory was that Enjolras started chaste and completely disinterested in romance and that their friendship, over many months, turned into love.

It's popular because it's two active characters, the players are clearly having a lot of fun with it, and one of the characters is a mod character with a ton of CR.

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

as far as i know, there's been months and months of build up and neither of the characters has actually done anything physical? i could be mistaken, but i thought it was more ship teasing than anything else.

and he is as romantic as a sack of potatoes, which has been pointed out in a few places (venus's post back in january or december comes to mind, along with some of the logs with marius).

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

it's literally against canon for enjolras to be in a relationship, especially with a woman

just saying

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

Is this one of those OOC creepy neckbeard situations?

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

i don't know about that but

"[I]t did not seem as though he were aware there was on earth a thing called woman. He had but one passion - the right; but one thought - to overthrow the obstacle. [...] He hardly saw the roses, he ignored spring, he did not hear the carolling of the birds; the bare throat of Evadne would have moved him no more than it would have moved Aristogeiton; he, like Harmodius, thought flowers good for nothing except to conceal the sword. He was severe in his enjoyments. He chastely dropped his eyes before everything which was not the Republic. [...] Woe to the love-affair which should have risked itself beside him! If any grisette of the Place Cambrai or the Rue Saint-Jean-de-Beauvais, seeing that face of a youth escaped from college, that page's mien, those long, golden lashes, those blue eyes, that hair billowing in the wind, those rosy cheeks, those fresh lips, those exquisite teeth, had conceived an appetite for that complete aurora, and had tried her beauty on Enjolras, an astounding and terrible glance would have promptly shown her the abyss[.]"

so

there's that

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

lmao i love that this wouldn't even be an issue if enjolras was played gay

i've never seen wank about the million much shittier ones that were using him to poorly hop les amis cock

Re: THE GAMES

[(Anonymous)]

thanks for proving you didn't read the quote

Enjolras is compared over and over and over again to gay figures in classic works by Hugo so Enjolras being gay is more in character than him being with a woman

them's the breaks

+1

[(Anonymous)]