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[(Anonymous)]

You're strolling through the town square. Are you a:

> knight
> mage
> thief
> vampire
> space pirate

[(Anonymous)]

> faggot

[(Anonymous)]

Good for you! Reclaim that term, don't let the bigotry of others deter you.

You stop at a bakery. Do you:
> go inside
> keep going

[(Anonymous)]

> knight

[(Anonymous)]

Sir Bat of the kingdom of Man, it's good to see you.

Abruptly, a child fires a rock at the back of your head. Uh-oh, it looks like representatives and servants of the monarchy are not loved!

Do you:
> Let him go
> Grab and scold him
> Hit him
> Invite him for a beer

[(Anonymous)]

Thief

[(Anonymous)]

You've made your living as the finest pickpocket of the land, eschewing attachments for robbing a town blind and running once they figure out how to describe your features to a sketch artist.

You're trying to figure out who to rip off next. Is it:
> the beautiful group of [gender preference here] lingering by the fountain
> the guards glowering at you
> the be-robed and be-jeweled sorcerer striding quickly through market

[(Anonymous)]

vampire

[(Anonymous)]

Dhampyrs are an accepted - although not necessarily wanted or beloved - part of life in Kingdomland, and you're no exception. Your pale skin, high cheekbones and cold hands mark you as other. Still, you need to shop like any other person.

A timid [preferred gender here] approaches you, eyes down. Do you:
> ignore them and move on
> say a prim, refined hello
> strike a dashing angsty pose

[(Anonymous)]

i wanna be a mage

[(Anonymous)]

A magic wielder is a subject of awe and hushed curiosity in Kingdomia; often, they're the children of only the richest of noble families (not likely to inherit the throne in a crisis of succession), as magic tutors are incredibly pricey. The social status that goes with it, however, is priceless. Guarantee to get you a spot at court.

Are you a:
> healer
> time mage
> elemental wizard
> necromancer

[(Anonymous)]

guess that leaves space pirate!

[(Anonymous)]

The Declan 16 space station is one of the seedier ones in the Epsilon supercluster, but for you, it's like home. You've made a pit stop to pick up your mail, get your laundry done, recharge your voice modulator, and discreetly destroy any wanted posters bearing your likeness.

While waiting for your laundry to finish, what do you do first?
> Get a drink at the pub
> Bet on the microdragon fights
> Write a letter to dear mother and father
> Head over to the redlight district for some company

[(Anonymous)]

> pretty pretty princess

[(Anonymous)]

Lovely as you are, you are also very well-read and often stand in your father's stead when hearing legal disputes. You speak four different languages and are often tasked with entertaining delegates from foreign nations. Also, you're boss at the harpischord.

Today, you must choose which courting young lord/lady you wish to take a walk through the gardens with:

> The kind, shy bespectacled youth who brings you books, but is two years younger than you
> The heir to the throne of the much larger nation directly north
> An old friend you grew close to during your year at university abroad

[(Anonymous)]

> court jester who's secretly really sad inside

[(Anonymous)]

Today, you've cleaned off your make-up and hung up your jester shoes to walk among the locals. Occasionally, the Linkin Park that plays in the background wherever you are gets weird looks from the locals.

You see a bunny. Do you:
> pet it
> yell at it that it'll just leave you too one day
> burst into years

[(Anonymous)]

puppy

[(Anonymous)]

>an albatraoz

[(Anonymous)]

> Drew Barrymore

[(Anonymous)]

> Sephiroth

[(Anonymous)]

> space priest

[(Anonymous)]

cat! i'm a kitty cat!

and i dance dance dance, and i dance dance dance

[(Anonymous)]

> space asshole

[(Anonymous)]

>faggot getting a rimjob