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(Anonymous) 2016-01-12 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)Are you a:
> healer
> time mage
> elemental wizard
> necromancer
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i see what you did there
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(Anonymous) 2016-01-12 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)Are you:
> FRONT AND CENTRE, A TRUE PERFORMER, the flames dance to your tune
> Snugly ensconced in the chorus, working with everyone else
> Responsible for summoning water to douse the flames should anything get out of hand
> Singing
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"I'm the elitest wizard ever! Check out these flames, Captain Kirk!"
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(Anonymous) 2016-01-12 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)When the show ends, you get a standing ovation, appreciative jeers, flowers thrown at your feet - the whole nine yards.
How to do you react?
> bow/curtsy politely
> do a little dance
> flex
> push one of the lesser performers in front of you
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"Look at me, Phoenix-senpai! LOOK AT ME!!!"
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(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:22 am (UTC)(link)And then it's over, and the crowd returns home.
Later, as you're saying your goodbyes to the other performers, a stranger approaches you. What to do you?
> see what he wants
> walk away
> threaten to blast him with fire
> actually blast him with fire
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(Anonymous) 2016-01-12 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)This time, a young woman is begging you to bring her infant son back. What do you do?
> Kindly tell her that's not how necromancy works
> Agree to do it, as long as she pays up front
> Ignore her and move on
> Remove your silk mask and seduce her
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perhaps she should try a cleric.
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(Anonymous) 2016-01-12 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)When she leaves you alone, you can go back to the task at hand. Wait... what were you doing?
> Buying fruits and vegetables for tonight's salad
> Stocking up on goose liver and essence of weed for your next spell
> Heading to the tavern inn to meet your teacher
> Just out on a merry stroll through Towntown
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(Anonymous) 2016-01-12 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)Where do you work?
> in the palace, tending to the guards and soldiers
> at the edge of a warzone, as part of a peace delegation
> in a small clinic alongside a kindly old doctor
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(Anonymous) 2016-01-12 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)need the experience before taking up a highly-stressful work in the palace, old doctor is a bit old to go to the warzone so he needs help in his clinic
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(Anonymous) 2016-01-12 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)Wheezing, he ambles into the room. What do you do?
> Immediately get up and offer him a chair
> Tell him you want to marry him and inherit his clinic
> Ask him if we would like some water
> Continue eating his cheese
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(Anonymous) 2016-01-12 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)You get to meet your family again, after five long years. What do you do first?
> Demonstrate your power to impress and amuse your siblings
> Tell your ailing father that you will spend every minute at his side, slowing time until a cure can be found
> Present yourself at court