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[(Anonymous)]

You wash your hair. Everything catches fire.

Do you:
> try to put out the fire
> condition your hair

[(Anonymous)]

> obviously condition, that hair ain't gonna stay perfect gossamer by itself
> whistle a jaunty tune while doing so

[(Anonymous)]

People run screaming through the streets, smoke forming a thick carpet way up in the sky.

You notice that the acoustics in the shower make your voice sound even sexier than it already is. How do you respond to this discovery?

> "I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW GENESIS WHAT I LEARNED."
> Accidentally get conditioner in your eyes.
> Leave the shower and walk down the hall completely dripping and naked because fuck it, you're Sephiroth

[(Anonymous)]

> don't see any reason I can't do all three of these things
> also, I checked all the faqs and I couldn't find this vital information, what is the scent of the conditioner. please hurry I can't finalize my plotting without knowing this

[(Anonymous)]

The conditioner is apple scented. Also, you strut down the hall, mother naked, thinking about Genesis while being far too powerful to care that the conditioner in your eyes might blind you.

You walk into a wall.

Do you:
> destroy the wall
> not destroy the wall

[(Anonymous)]

> grab the nearest terrified civilian and kabe-don