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Ask me about her rump shimmying gallops

what's her favorite thing to eat?

GRAIN
She's very food motivated but she goes absolutely apeshit over her daily grain ration. After that it's grass and then her molasses alfalfa treats. Feeding time is easily the highlight of her day.

ohhh how cute! does she like fruit? i feel like apples and horses are kind of a stereotype but idk if it's actually healthy for them (like how cream is unhealthy for cats)

i have yet to try apples with her but she likes carrots!
she wasn't too interested in her fruit flavored treat though. for some reason there are a lot of horse treats involving banana flavor? idk why. but she wasn't too keen on them. idk i don't think i would be either

I am a different horse owner, and my boys love apples! They're an occassional treat though: too much sugar can cause colic/foundering in horses (fun fact: this also includes green grass. We pasture our horses instead of stabling them, and have to make sure to take them off the green grass pasture in the summer).

Is this the horse that naughtily flipped over her dish? How is she doing lately?

It is! She is the horse who dumped her soupies everywhere!!!

She moved barns and her health problems have gotten a lot better. Now that she's feeling herself though the curiosity that drew me to her when I bought her is at full blast. There are buckets hanging on the front of each stall to put our things in (like fly spray) and she is HELLBENT on investigating all of them even though there are no treats. She wouldn't stand still for the vet because she was desperate to check out a boxcutter, a glove, and some gas-x. She also is very interested in barging into empty stalls that are not hers whenever she gets the chance. She makes me laugh a lot and is such a good girl.

I'm so glad to hear this! She sounds like a treat to interact with. Any favorite anecdotes since you last posted about her?

oh god yes

so normally when horses change herds there's an adjustment period where they're all sort of tumultuous and violent picking out the new pecking order. so she got put in this girlgang with three other horses, the leader of which is notorious at the barn for being an absolute menace to the other girls. so i was a little worried she'd get picked on because at her old barn she was terrorized by a 34yo gelding with 7 remaining teeth who was more than 1 hand (4 inches) shorter than her at the shoulder.

day 1 and she was just eating her hay pile off to the side of the big roundbale manger and they weren't letting her get close. apparently the boss mare chased her all around, she was squealing, etc. well then day 2 and it's all revenge of the nerds because my girl decides, apparently, that she's had enough, and plots a coup. she overthrew the boss mare, seized the manger, and wouldn't let ANY of the other three horses except for the girl at the very bottom of the pecking order anywhere near the hay holder and made them all eat from the little pile the barn owner set out for her. any time they tried to get close she'd chase them away, and then when someone tried to grab the boss mare the boss mare was scared to even come up to the fence because she knew my girl was going to lunge at her (she did).

NOT the turn of events i or anyone else expected, but everyone was like 'we love to see it' because it was a little karmic given how naughty the previous boss mare often was to the horses under her. eventually though ms beastie had to be moved to a different paddock because she kicked out (a typical display for them) and actually hit the lowest mare in the shoulder (not unusual but barn owner has to keep the peace etc). now she's in a paddock that shares a fence with about 4 other horses and her neighbor to the right is absolutely obsessed with her. if he so much as sees me grab her halter off the fence he starts screaming but he doesn't have a normal neigh so he sounds like a velociraptor bellowing into the skies around jurassic park. it's a lot

my stepmother used to own a velociraptor horse like your horse's stalker and I use that exact analogy because that's literally the sound I thought I was waking up to at 3am when the other horses had gotten out and he was calling to them

god damnit why can't you just whinny like a cartoon horse

horse drama is my new favorite drama

thank you for sharing, anon

(haha oops, it's a harmless anonfail so I'll leave this up)

Edited 2023-05-21 22:18 (UTC)

jeeze who knew horses were so intense

you could tell that just by looking at their rumps
danger jalopies. all that shimmy for nothing

Are you DarksydePhil?

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