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please share with us more horse stories because I am a-chortle at this

you're in luck i can't shut up about her

I got the cheapest cones available for the arena and they were made of a hard thin plastic almost as though 3d printed, not bendy like traffic cones. so i show my anxious horse the cone so she can sniff it because i don't want her to have a panic attack over an unfamiliar object. She sniffs it for a split second and then takes a very deliberate chomp which, as you guessed it, makes the cone very loudly crack in half, scaring her half to death. the trauma of the cone detonation has not been enough to deter her from trying to grab them when we pass them in the arena btw

she is 16 hands high (so 5'4" at her shoulder) and her pasturemate is a MUCH smaller 34 year old geriatric gelding with 7 remaining teeth who terrorizes her daily by doing things such as look at her or pin his ears if she comes close to the gate to greet mommy (he has to be the first one out!!!! Line leader!!!!)

also i have video footage of her dumping her soupies on purpose that i will turn into a gif and link for those who want to know what horse malice looks like

tina, i'm more interested in your fanfiction

every horse story I hear further solidifies “poor old freckles, thought of ants and died” as the most true thing ever written about them.

oh my god nonny you have no idea
i'm outing myself to my plurklist but idc
i got her a month and a few weeks ago, right
she is a thoroughbred, a breed known for nervousness
unlike humans where ulcers are caused by h. pylori or nsaids
horses can just sporadically develop ulcers because they're stressed

so guess who, within my first 2 weeks of horse ownership, trembling purse dogged her way into ulcers
this one!!!
horses are also very very very expensive. she has to have omeprazole paste, which comes out to 20$ per day, for 28 days

also because she is a thoroughbred, she has shitty little hooves. after her feet get trimmed i usually wait two days to ride her because they can be a little tender from what amounts to us trimming our fingernails

she is also very afraid of her lead rope if the barn workers tie it to the gate to save time when i go to bring her inside. but cars and snowplows are fine i guess

can you please .gif her breaking into a rump-shimmying gallop

alas she only rump shimmying gallops when the old man looks at her and she hits the bricks

ayrt and I love her. Please show us the soupies gif, I am on the edge of my seat. Does she love your babytalk? Does she love you???

https://i.imgur.com/12MmUze.mp4

imgur clocked it as a vid instead of a gif idk why but! here she is in her naughtiness

i don't know if she loves me yet BUT she trusts me which means a lot to me given how nervous she is. sometimes when she sees something scary she turns and looks at me to see how i'm reacting, and she comes up to greet me when i walk to her paddock and follows me around if i'm in her paddock.

she's definitely very responsive to voice. it calms her down a lot. when she first came she was panicking in her stall (couldn't be let out yet) so i sang her love love love and you were cool by the mountain goats because i couldn't think of any other songs that might be soothing and it did work a little bit :'^)

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