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[(Anonymous)]

does anyone else ever get the urge to write bad sex? like, guy's penis is inadequate and it's heaps awkward, or you get these two people whoe are really, really interested in each other but end up breaking it off because they can't muster up any chemistry in bed

[(Anonymous)]

i would love to play this, especially considering a lot of the characters i go for are usually inexperienced

alternatively i'd also like to write having sex that involves the funny stuff like gross noises and accidental farts and both characters having a laugh at that

[(Anonymous)]

I honestly often enjoy writing awkward or dysfunctional sex because it can be kind of funny and throw curveballs in usual smut dynamics, ex it's kind of become a running joke when my RP partner and I talk about smut that my side of our main ship tends to finish too early and that theirs has unrealistic expectations of how big guys are supposed to be. Another part of the fun for me is writing characters figuring out how to get over or make up for the hurdles, though, and not "bad" sex per se.

[(Anonymous)]

tbh yeah, I've never written sex and I kinda want to write intentionally bad silly sex to break into it

[(Anonymous)]

That’d be fun.

[(Anonymous)]

yes. i wanted to write bad/fail sex for the longest time now but never had the chance to

[(Anonymous)]

I love writing characters losing their virginity and being super underwhelmed and awkward about it.

[(Anonymous)]

i do and i write it and its great - i wish more people would write it.

[(Anonymous)]

Most of my smut threads are bad sex for the laughs. One character in particular was pretty much made for it. :')

[(Anonymous)]

I love, love writing funny mishaps and bad sex. I've never found anyone interested in writing it with me tho

+1

[(Anonymous)]

I have the same problem. Everyone I play with wants the porn star performance and I just want something awkward and funny for a change.

[(Anonymous)]

same. most dwrpers flat out refuse to play this. "no fail!"

[(Anonymous)]

i would love to write bad sex sometime

i really wanted to write my teen guy's first time and make it hilariously awkward and unsexy but never got to

[(Anonymous)]

SOMEONE MAKE THIS A MEME

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't there already one? There's one meme that has this as an option at least.

If this many players want it so badly, why don't you ever post it to RP WITH ME or KYWP threads?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure there was a failsex meme once months ago. I'd love to see it again.