The mysterious depths of his manly cave

[socksuke_uchiha]

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[(Anonymous)]

tell me your favorite joke, anons

[(Anonymous)]

my life

+1

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

my favorite canons.

they're all jokes.

[(Anonymous)]

there's this one about an inept trolley driver that i always love to tell. it's not actually a good joke, so the fun part is to draw it out as long as possible. basically the premise is there's this dude whose dream is to drive trolleys and he goes to trolley-driving school and works really hard even though he's bad at it. then he gets his trolley-driving license and on the first day he hits somebody. then they give him another chance and he hits somebody again, then they give him one last chance and he runs over an entire family.

so they take him to court and he screws up his testimony or whatever and they sentence him to the electric chair. on execution day they try to kill him and it doesn't work. so they try again with a more powerful electric chair and it still doesn't work, then try a third time with the most powerful electric chair ever and he still survives. so a member of the press comes up to him afterwards and is like

"how do you do it, man? how do you keep surviving?"

and he says "well, i never was a good conductor"

and then everybody listening gets mad at you for wasting their time

[(Anonymous)]

The way I first heard that one, it was about an orchestra conductor who freaks out with embarrassment when he makes a mistake with a cueduring a concert and begs everyone to stop the performance, is convinced to keep going, makes another mistake, and goes postal.

But teah that's my fav joke too.

[(Anonymous)]

bitch you lack so much class Marx declared you a utopia

[(Anonymous)]

how many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh






ten-tickles

[(Anonymous)]

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the idoit's house.

okay, new joke

knock, knock.

(the great part about this is I was telling it to my dad, because I always tell him the stupid jokes I find online, and he was in the process of asking 'who's there?' when my mother stopped him because she'd already caught on)

I'm also fond of the one about the family that went to the animal park to see the animals and the only animal there was a small dog. The husband turns to the wife as they're leaving and says: 'well, that was a shih-tzu'