[M] Find god's match for you

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FIND AN RP PARTNER

[(Anonymous)]

http://rpanons.dreamwidth.org/12391.html?thread=40982375#cmt40982375

new reminder for the new post

Re: FIND AN RP PARTNER

[(Anonymous)]

lmao anon

what do you hate

[(Anonymous)]

i hate the white crust in my nipples

Re: what do you hate

[(Anonymous)]

the stuff that flakes out of the nipple hole?

i pick at that nipple skin all the time

it's weird why is it there

[(Anonymous)]

yaaaay I'm on first page again

[(Anonymous)]

i got the first comment and it was for a great cause so i feel great

[(Anonymous)]

I hate holidays close to the weekend because I think it's the weekend forever and forget I have to get up early.

[(Anonymous)]

my life is a big fat weekend tbh

[(Anonymous)]

what's up?

[(Anonymous)]

do your eyes hurt when you're tired

[(Anonymous)]

yes

[(Anonymous)]

No. I don't need you for RP and I'm certainly not going to beg you for it. You know where my posts are. Ugh.

/rant

[(Anonymous)]

I'm finally seeing a therapist for my anxiety issues and I have to fill out an info form.

I don't know how to answer the "Male/Female" question because I'm trans but pre-everything and don't pass well, but the not passing well is part of what creates anxiety for me. :( Normally I just lie and say my birth sex because it's simpler for all parties involved but I suspect I'll actually be talking about it here so idk what to put.

yes i am having anxiety about filling out a form for anxiety treatment

what is my life

[(Anonymous)]

Does it really matter what you put, she's not treating you based on your gender is she?

[(Anonymous)]

I can dole out 2-3 solid paragraphs on a tag easily. I just recently got a tag that was around a paragraph and the mun apologised for being tldr.

SO RP ANONS.

how TL/DR are you?

[(Anonymous)]

Depends on what I'm writing about and with whom. Some characters bring it out in me, some don't. Some scenes make me feel all kinds of prolific and others make me feel like, "OH GOD, three sentences is it. Fuck this."

[(Anonymous)]

did that anon enjoy tiger & bunny? let me know, anon

[(Anonymous)]

i'm on episode 5. taking a break to watch some eps from the show i was watching before i started tiger & bunny but i think it's pretty cute so far. i enjoyed the ep about karina esp.

[(Anonymous)]

i just found out i can get the sims for my phone and it's actually got good graphics! god this day is fantastic!

Non-RP related, but I'm desperate

[(Anonymous)]

Anons, I've been laid off from both of my jobs for quite some months now. I've applied everywhere but no one calls back. I assume it's because I made $17-$20 an hour in both of these jobs, plus I put down all the jobs I had prior to these jobs (retail jobs, none longer than a year due to school), which might make me look flaky as fuck.

Is it okay to lie and only put down those two jobs I've been laid off for? Also, anyone have tips for getting hired at minimum wage jobs? I don't understand why I'm not getting call-backs, I'm bilingual and that's really needed at the moment around here.

Re: Non-RP related, but I'm desperate

[(Anonymous)]

I think a lot probably depends on what kinds of jobs you're applying for, tbh.

I can't tell if what you're saying is that you think you made more money in your two most recent jobs than in what you're applying for now, and you think that's why you're not being called back. If that's the case, then only listing those two jobs probably isn't going to be a fix.

Personally, I'd say that leaving off some jobs that you held only briefly a long time ago wouldn't be a huge lie of omission.

As far as getting hired for minimum wage jobs, this may sound doofy, but...smile. I can't count the number of times that I've been in some shop and watched someone walk in and ask for a job application with this totally dead-eyed or timid manner, like they're embarrassed to be there. And you can just tell that no one in their right mind would hire someone like that. Why would you hire anyone who carries negativity and disinterest in with them through the front door?

So even if you've been at it all day and you're frustrated and disheartened, you still need to look and act like you're actually eager and enthusiastic, even just asking for the application form, I think.

[(Anonymous)]

How do you do the flat-view?

[(Anonymous)]

... click the link at the bottom that says flat?

[(Anonymous)]

i changed the site skin i use to the blue one this is fucking weird i might change it back

COOL STORY I KNOW but shit it's weird

[(Anonymous)]

art time last night was fun

[(Anonymous)]

yes but it made me want to create and play some OCs

not sure how to feel about that

[(Anonymous)]

cersei lannister and balalika are my new otp as of a dream i had last night.

i don't get how dreams like that happens though, because i'd never consciously thought of that before in my life and i haven't seen black lagoon in forever.

[(Anonymous)]

oops balalaika*

[(Anonymous)]

Someone rp Dean/Goku

[(Anonymous)]

an incredibly inactive castmate dropped this week. they weren't even bad, just ridiculously inactive and also kind of cliquey when they did actually post/tag. i don't think i ever had a thread with them despite being a close castmate.

it's like a miracle. maybe now i can get a new character who'll actually thread with me.

[(Anonymous)]

what was the most annoying religious person you ever met like?

[(Anonymous)]

Screaming about Jesus and throwing water around the room because of a white smear that showed up in a digital photograph. She thought it was a "ghost" and was trying to use her Jesus powers to exorcise the house.

[(Anonymous)]

why do people consider bnfs who know tons of shit about their canon and have intricate labyrinths of bizarre headcanon to be "cool"

outside of the internet, these people would be considered the world's biggest losers

[(Anonymous)]

people consider those people to be cool?

why do dudebros know baseball stats?

confession

[(Anonymous)]

idc about mike wank

mike wank is boring

mike's boring

[(Anonymous)]

TC wank is where it's at

ITT: character handwriting

[(Anonymous)]

Describe your characters' handwriting, anons.

If they can't/don't write, what do you think it would look like if they could/did?

Re: ITT: character handwriting

[(Anonymous)]

1. sorta messy, average, written like someone in a hurry. has a somewhat rounded look. mostly uses print.

2. fancy, archaic. very loopy. cursive.

3. writes very small; likes to save space. clean, neat, perfect cursive. sort of blocky when looked at from a distance.

4. loopy and girlish, with drawn circles over the i's. sort of "magnified" and large, almost like a child's handwriting. print.

[(Anonymous)]

"A person's not supposed to go through life with absolutely nobody. It's not normal. The longer you go by yourself the weirder you get, and the weirder you get the longer you go by yourself. It's a loop and you gotta do something to get out of it."
― Jim Shepard

/holds anoncomm's hand

[(Anonymous)]

i've already accepted that i'll be alone forever. i'm too fat and ugly for anyone to love me.

[(Anonymous)]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Manga/LotteNoOmocha

um

[(Anonymous)]

Might be because of the creepy fucking lolicons all over that site adding sexual tropes to the page?

[(Anonymous)]

My coworkers watch HBO's Game of Thrones but never got passed the first book. They're convinced that:

- Stannis will die next episode
- Theon will die next episode
- Jon is Lyanna's rape baby by Aerys
- Talisa is a spy
- Gendry will be king
- Arya is boring
- Jon will conquer Westeros with the Night's Watch and "the weird people"

[(Anonymous)]

i haven't read the books but Arya is boring is bs. she's fantastic on every level.