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WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

inspired by flatview.

i don't expect anon dates but i'm curious what rpanons' tastes are.

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

it varies on my mood, tbh. most times, i think i'd like to be like, someone's fourth or fifth in their polyship cycle or something. driveby dating. but i'm like another anon on here that is too self conscious to be okay with being nude around people for sex and i've found i don't actually like sex. i'd classify myself as bisexual with a heavier leaning towards men and i've had sex with both genders, but i also think i like the idea of sex more than the reality. i get more turned on reading a book/watching a show with a hot and heavy scene than i ever have doing anything with anyone irl. so just having someone come by to check on me and maybe chat for a bit would be ideal for me. bonus points if they look nice and let me ogle.

but i don't think i have the time or energy for a full-time relationship. i like my space. i don't like sharing my things. i don't really like being touched, and i don't like myself enough to want to have anyone else subjected to me. but then i get this mood once or twice a year where 'sigh, wouldn't it be nice'.

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

idk. pretty much the one i'm in. except we're both richer and have more sex. and he's less neurotic. and has a puppy. we should get a puppy.

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

i don't want a relationship rlly

[(Anonymous)]

i dont like chips rlly

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

One where be both don’t like chips rly

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

someone a lot like me. i'm bi but lately i've been wanting feminine companionship. i want someone who's honest and considerate. someone who wants their own space as much as i want mine. someone who's hygienic and tidy (why is this do hard for people?). definitely need her to be a neeeerd

i'm not very sexual, but we could cuddle and kiss cheeks. i just want to nuzzle into a warm, fragrant bosom while crying about anime.

their pet of choice would be a cat and together we'd have two. when we move in together we'd have our separate rooms, but we'd sleep together whenever the mood strikes. it's chill and we're cute. that's my dream

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

"someone who's hygienic and tidy (why is this do hard for people?)"

look at this piece of shit throwing shade at the anons who grace our posts with their pretend bodily fluids

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

in the order i think of them:

geeky af. roleplayer or tolerates me chatting about rp. bi like me or comfortable with me being bi without being stupidly jealous over nothing. must have medium or long hair if a dude, i don't have similar prefs for women/nb people, idk why. must have dumb shitposty sense of humor like me. obviously must share some of my interests.

WHOREMONGER-wise: i'm open to being kinky as long as it's nothing too harmful or messy. idk how often i'd want it tho. also i'm dumb and want to do silly over-the-top sex roleplay at least sometimes tbh, like sexy porn delivery person. "oh no my robe fell off while i was grabbing the pizza money from my bulging bra/speedo and suddenly i am experiencing sexy feels, iyaaaaaaaan????"

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

someone who is an exception to my introversion, meaning i can spend casual downtime around them without feeling like i need to escape and be alone to recharge. not that we'd spend 24/7 around each other obviously but having someone who i technically could do that with without feeling exhausted by the end of it would be nice. no sex.

i've only met a few people in my entire life who fit the first category so i'm not holding out much hope, but i don't have a strong desire to be in a relationship anyway.

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

none

i cherish having all my free time to myself, my family, and my friends and frankly there's nothing a man can provide me that i can't just give myself with imagination and a dildo

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

a girl that's warm, supporting, has a good sense of humor, is self-sufficient enough to avoid the woman-child label, and is just as full time horny as me.

[(Anonymous)]

someone weird... not like, riverdale jughead weird, but for example, a previous partner of mine once got naked on my fire escape while we were smoking, and the same partner once flipped me upside down while we were naked to attempt standing 69. just spontaneous and unconventional but very privately. i've always been charmed by that.

compatible humor is rare and a must. nerdy is a must, and i'd prefer it to be close in the same vein; i don't care about GoT and star wars, but if they like cartoons, even if not the same ones i like, or in the same way, it's fine. i like to talk media analysis, too.

someone who doesnt mind going out, every couple weeks. i like food and drink.

i used to think i could only date other creatives (i draw as well as write/rp), but i've found recently that's actually not true. gender doesn't really matter, but i would prefer a switch.

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not at all interested in sex (not opposed, just no real drive for it with another person that I've experienced), so I suppose my dream relationship is someone to cuddle and joke around with. My favorite part of my last relationship was hugging/petting/holding hands. The rest of it was p trash tho

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

someone that can be my best friend so whether we're feeling sexy or silly or drained or whatever we still just like being around each other even if we're both just doing our own thing.

also he's built with a sweet chest I can fall asleep on and has a voice that melts me (since we're talking dream relationships)

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

A geeky girl open to kinkiness with a preference for d/s dynamics in the bedroom. I have a hard time finding sex appealing without it, so unless a girl is ready to pin me to the wall or make me crawl across the floor to her, I don't think we'd have a very fulfilling sex life.

Outside the bedroom, she'd be laid-back and moderately introverted. The kind of person who rarely ever raises her voice. We'd spend a lot of time together, but she would have a defined social life that exists apart from me. She would have an active interest in at least getting to know my extended family at family gathering. And she'd be willing to do outrageous couple cosplays with me at anime conventions.

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

A guy or girl that’s laid back and likes nerdy things, and also likes going out and doing things at least a few times a week. Someone who’s open and honest and doesn’t let things fester. If there’s a problem I want to know about it and talk about it until we come up with a solution together. Ideally a relationship focused on an emotional connection instead of sex. I’m not entirely opposed to it, but it’s pretty low on my list of things I find vital to a relationship.

The biggest thing is being able to have time apart. I have no social life so it’s kind of hard, but someone that isn’t opposed to doing their own thing without me. And someone who isn’t going to judge me if I like to spend time doing things they aren’t into, like video games or whatever.

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

big tiddy

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

someone who i can rely on but understands and respects that i’m not a very outgoing person and i need some very intense personal time to withdraw from everyone

also someone who will spoil me but doesn’t put me on a pedestal/treat me like a baby

i know this is all very selfish and one way but while i’m at it, then being filthy rich would be great too

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

im bi with a heavy lean toward guys so probably a guy

obviously hangs out with me and stuff? but doesn't act like it's the end of the world if i say "nah, i kind of just wanna chill tonight" or if i need a break partway through

likes cats and will treat my stupid idiot furball with kindness

doesn't care that i have weird hobbies like rp, maybe even has weird hobbies of his own? i like learning about peoples' interests, especially if they're unconventional ones that they're passionate about, so that'd be neat

understands that i have major introversion issues that'll extend to him as well

doesn't spring huge gifts on me just because he's The Boyfriend, prefers spending money in ways we BOTH enjoy

sharing my biggest interest is a must but im not listing it because it'll out me to everyone who knows me

another must is liking my family and getting along with them

of course even just hitting a couple of these is all i really want since i know having an outline for the ideal partner is a practice in futility

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

- similar political outlook
- well-read
- has a stable job, but is not a richie. brick layer, dish washer, AIN, public school teacher..
- wants a family and a calm life
- is a compassionate, sensitive person

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

i'm pretty lucky in that my current partner is pretty close to my ideal - he understands my need for space, is supportive, honest, funny (slash ridiculous), easy-going. i'm more neurotic and high-strung than he is and definitely more of a worrier, which balances out the fact that he's not. we're both nerdy, but in different ways, and he's way more of an extrovert - which definitely helps to pull me out of my shell when i'm withdrawing too much.

if i wanted to be super picky, it would be great if he was better with money, but it's a case of swings and roundabouts: he's pretty selfless and loves to help others and make them happy, which includes spending money he doesn't necessarily need to (or should) spend. or, you know, if he was/we were richer, that'd be cool.

and like one of the above anons, we could do with having a pet, but we're looking at moving to a pet friendly apartment block, so that's in the works...

if you were to ask me 7 or 8 years ago what my ideal relationship was, he probably wouldn't have fit the description, but it turns out what i thought i wanted ended up in failed relationships.

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

i have come to realize my dream relationship is one where we barely see each other so i've committed myself to only being a flake in rp, not a flake on real-life people

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

Someone easy to be alone with, if that makes sense. A person that I could feel comfortable enough lounging and napping around without the pressure of having do stuff with them all the time. But also be able to do stuff with them? It's hard to put into words exactly what I want in a relationship. Especially when the ideal seems to be 'none at all' because I'd prefer to be alone.

However, it'd be nice to have the companionship of someone easy to trust, who would like to snuggle and watch shows on netflix, understand rp, wanna do things on occasion, but also be content that naptime might be the only thing we do together. someone that has their own shit together to make me feel like we're in it together vs someone being codependent and needing time monopolized for them. Good sense of humor. Nice. All that.

I'm perfectly content with being alone, but I wonder what a relationship would be like when it works and people are compatible. I'd be okay with poly if all parties were of a similar mindset. I'm good with all genders. Sex on occasion. I know what I want, but it's hard to find.

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

-Someone who doesn't care about sex, and much prefers other physical affection like hand holding, cuddling, kissing, etc.

-Similar politically (ie. reasonably chill left wing who focuses on the big things that benefit the majority of the population rather than embracing outrage culture and freaking out about how an otherwise progressive and qualified candidate is ~too problematic~).

-If my significant other doesn't RP, they at least are into other nerdy hobbies and willing to listen to me gush about CR or storylines I'm enjoying.

-SO has a full time job that pays decently. Being rich is not necessary, but I'd like to be able to do stuff like occasionally go see a musical, travel together, etc. without it being treated as unreasonably expensive.

-SO is somewhat physically active and we go on long walks together, and go to the gym together to encourage one another to be healthy. There's no shame about being unable to lift a certain weight or whatever - just encouragement to do the best we can each do.

-Is not high maintenance. SO needs to have self esteem and self sufficiency. While everyone has days where they get down and I will absolutely be loving and encouraging when that happens, I do not want to be with someone who constantly needs attention and encouragement.