don't be jelly i was a handmaiden of satan in another life

[socksuke_uchiha]

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

deets on your nasty ex pls

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

i had to air out my apartment in the middle of winter because his foot odor stuck around long after he left

he was a sous chef with dirt caked under his nails. i didn't want those hands touching my food let alone touching my poom

he got cysts on his body and told me that he woke up to find his dog licking one that had burst

his house and car always stunk of ass, pits, and dog. he's pretty much the reason i won't date a dog owner again

he wasn't a bad guy, but being grossed out by him took a toll

i like being able to lean into my partner, take in a deep breath, and tell them how nice they smell. i never could with him. he always smelled like stale grease and feet

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

and the kicker...

he told me that he wiped his ass standing up

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

anon, what the fuck made you want to date this guy in the first place if he was so damn grody?

i have a relative who had a fwb with rank-ass foot odor and she'd complain about it... but keep on fucking him! even when he would get jealous and scream a lot!

women should love themselves and not lower themselves to losers like these. for fuck's sake, straight dudes, keeping your ass and feet clean doesn't make you gay! when will society hammer that through their heads?

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

i've learned, anon! now i'm totally secure with being single and fresh on my own. i remember getting a snap of him bathing his dog when we first started talking and being really grossed out by how dirty his shower was (caked on streams of old mildew and soap scum all over the walls). i knew it was a bad sign but kept talking to him anyway because he was nice.

i also really hate when people don't clean the hinges of the toilet seat so it's just covered in a blanket of shit crumbs from all the times they stood up to wipe their ass...

i start feeling so prissy but i don't think anyone wants shit crumbs on their butt...

clean your bathrooms! clean your butts! clean your feet! being fresh is the new cute and fun

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

jfc i don't understand people who post their nasty houses on social media or don't clean up before bringing a date over... i've heard about dudes who will bring dates over and then she'll go to the bathroom and it's like a disaster stone, clitboner immediately killed.

i purposely watch shows like hoarders and dr. pimple popper to motivate myself to stay clean and very much not gross. my family thinks i'm weird as fuck but at least i keep my shit clean.

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

you're my kinda people, anon. i'm the type who will clean my full length mirror before taking outfit shots. i remember dusting to take a pic of my desktop for a thread here. i can't be gross! i refuse!

and don't get me started on what i do when company comes over

Re: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM RELATIONSHIP LIKE?

[(Anonymous)]

tbh sometimes i'll procrastinate when my home's a little cluttered but i wouldn't leave my house as a disaster zone if someone comes over.

i'd throw things in a box at the minimum, so it at least looks less "busy"