rpanonmod ([personal profile] rpanonmod) wrote in [community profile] rpanons2018-12-01 12:52 am

6 bacons

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Re: LOG IN: Luxuriant flowing hair club...

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
this rule is too strict for my dude.

this thread is, like, shoulder-length-hair-phobic!

Re: LOG IN: Luxuriant flowing hair club...

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
get out of here, shorty locks!

Re: LOG IN: Luxuriant flowing hair club...

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
long-haired guys are already a rare breed, hair policing will get us nowhere closer to long flowing hair equality.

Re: LOG IN: Luxuriant flowing hair club...

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
shorty locks shorty locks
get the hell out of here
shorty locks shorty locks
go go go

Re: LOG IN: Luxuriant flowing hair club...

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
my boy's hair is also too short for this occasion

maybe he'll grow it out someday tho...he might never get any taller but he could be a white-haired pretty boy like all the rest in a few years, im sure of it!

Re: LOG IN: Luxuriant flowing hair club...

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
get out!

there's no need for you shorties to even comment. the noise tangles the the hair of these beauties

go!

Re: LOG IN: Luxuriant flowing hair club...

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
fine maybe i'll go! for now!!

but someday i'll be back...with the most luscious-haired boy you've ever seen....and then you'll see!! you'll all see!!!

Re: LOG IN: Luxuriant flowing hair club...

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
my boy's a robutt unless i au/humanize him, i doubt his canon gives bots the ability to change his hair like d:bh bots.

check your human privilege, op!

Re: LOG IN: Luxuriant flowing hair club...

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
i could have been designed with longer hair

no excuse

i want you out

Re: LOG IN: Luxuriant flowing hair club...

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
he*

Re: LOG IN: Luxuriant flowing hair club...

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
you don't deserve long haired animen. not like i do!!!!!

begone with you, traitor! i'm almost tempted to send in a joke report to mom about "bigotry and gatekeeping against longhairs that aren't longhair enough."

ayrt

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
omg boy's actually also a robutt LMAO but according to canon they actually can grow out their hair somehow for some reason??

i'm so sorry for your boy's hair woes tho...maybe he can get a hair upgrade anyway! push canon's face away, follow your dreams of flowing locks...

OP

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I don't make the rules. LFHCfS is a real thing: https://www.improbable.com/hair/

The rules clearly state:

"Applicants for the Luxuriant Flowing Hair club please note: a formal Below-the-Clavicle rule, proposed by the Standards Committee in 2009 and adopted in 2013, must be respected."

Re: OP

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
these rules discriminate against my much more open-minded "animen with long, flowing hair" fetish.

[starts blaring some MIRACLES to shit up this thread]

AND I DON'T WANNA TALK TO A SCIENTIST
'CUZ THEY'RE ALWAYS LYIN' HATIN' ON LONGHAIRS
AND GETTIN' ME PISSED!

Re: OP

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I can stop you if I have to.

Re: OP

(Anonymous) 2018-12-05 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
if it isn't below the clavicle IT ISN'T LONG AND FLOWING!!!