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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

First, sacrifice a child to the Lord of Light.

[(Anonymous)]

I'll sacrifice a child, a virgin and a goat if it gets this itching to stop.

[(Anonymous)]

Well preferably the child would be a virgin you sick fuck. It's clear now your nipple chafing is a well deserved curse.

[(Anonymous)]

uh yeah that's why a child doesn't count for a virgin sacrifice

[(Anonymous)]

No wonder your nipples have been cursed, you don't get how this works at all. It all stacks.

[(Anonymous)]

No it doesn't. What the hell kind of cut-rate cosmic horrors have you even been dealing with? The child, the virgin, and the animal sacrifice all have to be separate entities, you can't just sacrifice one baby goat that can outrun the farmer and have done with it.

Demon cultists these days, no sense of tradition.

[(Anonymous)]

You're an diot, I hope your nipples explode in hellfire. All human qualities stack, animals are a separate sphere altogether. A virgin child of royal blood with green eyes seventh son is more than the sum of its parts. Quality is the point, quantity is for losers.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, and how did that work out for Stannis again?

[(Anonymous)]

Perfectly. He no longer has to worry about itchy nipples.