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My dog did the same thing with the tp and the toilet brush. He's thankfully stopped, now that I've moved into a new place.

However as a trade off, a few weeks ago, he ate a ton of my cat's litter. Like, a ton. Way too much of it. I use the organic corn stuff because it clumps better than anything else I've used. Unfortunately it has the side effect of smelling even more delicious to dogs than cat litter USUALLY does.

So he ate the litter, and I didn't think too much of it initially, except the next day I came home and the apartment reeked of shit. Like I don't know how my roommate didn't smell it, he was home the whole day. I go upstairs to let my dog out of his crate, and when I lift the blanket I just get hit by the smell. He'd had explosive diarrhea all over his kennel. Took me a good two hours to get it all cleaned up. Miraculously he only got a little bit of shit on his tail, but I gave him a bath anyway.

He hasn't eaten the litter since, though!

and speaking of the cats, my black male cat is an alcoholic in a romantic relationship with my roommate's terrier. He breaks into the liquor cabinet every night for reasons unknown to all of us. He adores my roommate's ratenaro-terrier mix and the two of them play together, and my cat will actually run to greet her on the stairs when he hears her coming. This is hilarious to all of us, because when we moved in, my roommate was initially worried that the dog wanted to eat cats, due to her previous experience with the roommate they had before me. However the only one she wants to eat is my big dumb dog. She hates him, and loves the cat. It kind of makes sense.

When the cat masturbates its chin

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