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My sister's one fuzzy one year old is seriously adorable, but "Mommy's Favorite Asshole" describes him better. In the time that we've had him he has

-slept on top of our lizard terarrium multiple times, regardless of where we've moved it to
-knocked down and hidden smaller anime figures that we have, to the point where we thought them missing for days at a time
-gotten up above the electric fire place mantle where our TV/consoles/entertainment system is many times (sometimes four or five times in one day) and proceeded to try and knock everything he could get his paws on down
-speaking of knocking things down, sister and I both had to get baskets for our medication bottles because he would constantly wake us up at ass-o'clock in the morning by pawing them off on to the floor
-also done with cups. Full cups. Many a puddle has been made on our bed sides because of him.
-Literally was sitting across from him performing a perfect "ho don't you do it" while he looked straight at me the proceeded to knock a glass off of our roommate's computer desk
-I just heard my sister yell at him again for I don't even know what
-This is literally our daily life with him
-Convinced at this point that he prob thinks his name is "[name], damn it!"
-Is actually a big giant sweetheart when he wants to be, frequently gives people in the house feeling ill/depressed/etc nuzzles and will curl up with people and give them warmth because he's a fuzzy space heater but when he's a shit he is the worst
-And yet we love him anyway

And it's not like any of encourage any sort of bad behavior, and he has another younger cat that he plays with frequently to get energy out (along with a million toys and whatever balled up paper he decides to bat around AND a laser pointer we use on him) but he just has SO MUCH of it that he frequently gets wild hairs up his ass and decides FUCK THE RULES, I AM A CAT.

And that's not to say our other cats don't get in to trouble. The two older ones will from time to time start putting their claws in to things they shouldn't, and the second youngest (older than the Orange Terror) has decided that our door frames are his personal scratching posts no matter how much we try to discourage otherwise.

The orange one is just the worst of the four.

Thank God our fish and lizards can't get in to any real trouble...

anon, you have a gift for words. the mental images I got made me lol so hard. FUCK THE RULES I AM A CAT.

Thank you :D I'm glad you got a chuckle out of the stories of the Orange Terror!

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