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real mashed potatoes are pretty gross tbh

# americans

#notallamericans

um, fuck you. if your 'real mashed potatoes' are gross, you're making them wrong. butter and cream cheese. little salt to taste. there you go. delicious mashed potatoes. use milk if you don't have cream cheese. nice, creamy mashed potatoes. and i fork mash mine and don't get lumps.

if you really swear at people over mashed potatoes then you must be fat as hell

right, because you have to be fat to have working taste buds. you, sir and/or madame, are an idiot.

you really do sound fat tho

i dont like mashed potatoes dude, sorry if that makes you weep as you shovel tons of it down your gullet

i sound fat because i like real mashed potatoes over freezedried ones? sorry, but no, your attempt at making me bawl my eyes out over a tub of chocolate chunky fucker ice cream isn't going to work. i'm big. no lie. but it's not because i shovel food in my mouth every few hours. having a working palette and not wanting to eat processed food doesn't make a person fat, anon.

please go tell gordon ramsey he's fat, because he'd spit fake mashed potatoes in your face and then call you a fucking useless donkey while he's at it. that man gets more worked up over shitty food than any 'fat person'.

you do sound real fat tho

you need to calm down. it's just a preference

news flash: maybe ayrt doesn't like mashed potatoes at all, instant or otherwise??

calm your rolls jfc

also gordon ramsay is actually a sweet person irl and wouldn't call someone any of that unless ayrt was trying to sell it in a restaurant as the real thing. how about spending less time on the food network and more time outside for a change.

the whole thread started with 'real mashed potatoes are pretty gross, tbh' which implies that they prefer fake ones.

i'm also pretty sure that the anon i replied to wasn't op and they were just having fun trying to piss someone off by calling them fat, because god knows on a saturday night, there's nothing more fun than trolling the anon comms.

i know that gordon ramsey is a nice guy, but i also know he's very passionate about food and if someone were to come up to him and say 'here's a plate of potatoes and roast beef and i sell this for twelve bucks a plate', he would spit the fake potatoes out because people shouldn't be reselling pre-processed food if they're in a restaurant claiming to make their own dishes.

since i don't have cable, i spend about 0 hours on the food network, but thanks for playing.

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'mashed potatoes are gross' anon

(Anonymous) - 2014-07-27 05:39 (UTC) - Expand

anon, this was the worst possible comment to make.

what the fuck does gordon ramsey have to do with anything

and what the fuck are you even talking about dude

instant mashed potatoes are tasteless goop that is at least unoffensive

real mashed potatoes are gross-tasting to me, like eating whipped sand

why does this make you so mad

i'm lactose intolerant, so i use chicken broth instead. you should try it, it comes out really savory.

really? that actually sounds pretty good. have you tried it with beef broth? either or would make gravy superfluous.

cream cheese?? jesus, anon

yeah. you add cream cheese instead of milk as a dairy and it adds the creamy texture as well as a cheesy taste for those that like it. scalloped potatoes, anon. cheesy fries. it's not like cheese and potatoes are a new fangled pairing.

there's a huge difference between cheese and cream cheese though. sounds tasty (probably) but holy shit i just gained 15 pounds imagining that

it's not like it's something you have every day, anon. i don't know how often you eat mashed potatoes, but with my diet, i can afford to have cream cheese in my mashed potatoes now and then.

but you've already admitted to being a fatty mcfat fat.

you affording anything means nothing concerning anyones diet.

actually, i didn't. i said i was big. i'm not a size 0. you deciding to take that as 'fatty mcfat fat' is your decision, not mine. i'm big by fashion standards. i'm not fat. but thanks for trying to fat shame. that's great.

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https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=fat%20content%20cream%20cheese

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=cheddar%20cheese%20fat%20content

set quantity to "100g" on both

you get a huge whopping ONE extra gram of fat

hth

you were raised on cheap fake food right

or was your mom a fucking shitty cook who couldn't make decent mashed potatoes?

i never said i liked fake mashed potatoes tho

holy shit anons are really mad about potatoes

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