don't be jelly i was a handmaiden of satan in another life

[socksuke_uchiha]

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Re: ITT: ANONS INTERESTED IN NON-TRADITIONAL HOMES

[(Anonymous)]

what a beautiful floofy boy.

i've owned a dog for so long that my first thought was "RUB DAT BELLY" but then i remembered that cats hate that, lmao. maybe find a cheap but decent back scratcher to use on yourself and also mr. kitty. sometimes i'll use my back scratcher on my dog so i don't have to get up to pet her. or so i don't get loose fur all over my hands. damn shedding winter coat!

maybe you could plant some cat nip in the house to spoil such a handsome boy. or some other cat-friendly plants. maybe plant something that repels fleas/ticks in your "yard" to at least tell those pests to fuck off when he comes back home?

https://fleabites.net/20-plants-that-naturally-repel-fleas-and-other-insects/ i didn't know that nip apparently repels fleas. but if you plant garlic, you might attract my garlic-loving ass while also repeling vampires. i'd put garlic on everything if it wouldn't leak out my pores, fml.

Re: ITT: ANONS INTERESTED IN NON-TRADITIONAL HOMES

[(Anonymous)]

He's pretty tolerant of belly rubs, actually! I had a catnip plant... he figured out how to get to it and eat it, lol.

Re: ITT: ANONS INTERESTED IN NON-TRADITIONAL HOMES

[(Anonymous)]

that handsome little criminal.

obviously you've gotta plant some where he can't get to them and give him a nip allowance.

tell him that an internet stranger loves him... even though he's a certified Bad Boi(TM) who'd probably rob neighbors of their nip gardens if they had any.

Re: ITT: ANONS INTERESTED IN NON-TRADITIONAL HOMES

[(Anonymous)]

There's not much overlap between "places that get sunlight" and "places out of reach of the cat," unfortunately. he leaves my other plants alone, so it's all right.

He is indeed a certified bad boi. fluffy menace. wakes me up at 4:30 by batting me in the face because he wants breakfast early and keeps lying on the puzzle I'm trying to do. he's lucky he's cute

Re: ITT: ANONS INTERESTED IN NON-TRADITIONAL HOMES

[(Anonymous)]

it depends on the cat 100%

I have a couple of boy cats who fucking love belly rubs

Re: ITT: ANONS INTERESTED IN NON-TRADITIONAL HOMES

[(Anonymous)]

all of the cats in my family hated belly rubs. so jelly of you and airt tbh.

i'm a Nice Hooman, why haven't any belly rub-friendly cats noticed and loved me???????