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Oh man, I have a few. I think one that I will always remember was it was in the middle of the day and it was busy because it was getting close to the holidays.

All of the sudden, there's a VERY loud woman voice that yells," I NEED ME A MAN!!!" And literally everyone in the store just stopped and looked over at this old lady pushing a cart continuously screaming how much she needed a man.

She continue to say," I'M SICK OF ALL OF THESE WOMEN WORKERS. I NEED ME A MAN. BRING ME A MAN, NOW"

Naturally, customers were pulling up their phones to record it and I sorta laughed and continued to do my work. One employee (poor thing) approached her and tried to calm her and asked what she can do to help her. But the lady just yelled out "GET OUT OF MY FACE! I NEED ME A MAN"

She approached me and started to cry and said " please...I just want to get out of here. Can you help me? I'm just hurting. Please just ring me up."

Awkwardly, I said," Uh... well..I'm helping this customer at the moment. But after I'm done with them, I'll help you."

And that reply made her go into another hissy fit and she screamed,"THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. THESE WOMEN WORKERS DON'T WANT TO HELP ME! THIS IS WHY WE NEED MORE MEN!"

So finally, my managers arrived at the scene and one of them was a male. And he attempted to help her and she was giving him a hard time, being hysterical and what not. I don't know what he exactly said because he was talking to her in a hushed tone but the result ended with her yelling," I guess you're not a REAL man because you can't help me with a damn thing"

My manager just slammed her items on the belt and said " Get out of my store". In the end, they called the cops on her and escort her out.

I got several more if you want more stories!

any theories why she wanted a MAN employee? maybe misogyny? wanted to touch a man butt?

She was probably high on drugs. A lot of people do illegal drugs where I live. Which follows up to the next story I'm about to tell down below if you want to read!

Not ayrt but yes more stories please!

Alright! This next story has a mention of drugs so forewarning in case anyone is sensitive.

It was sometime during the night shift. I remember it being pretty dead in the story and I was cleaning up and taking out the trash and what not. I decided to poke in the girl's bathroom (not to use it but to sneak text my boyfriend cause...I wanna) and this lady came out of the stalls. She was tall, extremely skinny, and looked... BAD. And she approached me all twitchy and scratching her arms and said to me," Hey, hey, heeey. you got the stuff?"

And I just stared at her and said,"Uh...excuse me?"

She said,"The STUFF. You got it?"

I went, " Uhhh....noooooo...." She mumbled a damn but then I guess realized something that I was an employee cause she immediately went " O-OH! UH, NEVERMIND. FORGET WHAT I SAID!! HAHAHA" and walked out.

And I stood there and thought," ookkay." And then quickly text my boyfriend,"So, I just interacted with a druggie. Guess my night won't get boring."

So I exited out the bathroom to inform my CSM (cashier supervisor manager) that we had a druggie on our hands. But turned out that I didn't need to cause the lady was dancing all around the registers and started to roll all over the floor.

And at one point, she was starting to take off her clothes and people were yelling "No, stop!" And parents were shielding their kids' eyes cause she was topless and in her panties. My managers quickly came and tried to put her bra and shirt on and trying to calm her until the police came. The police came, calmly talked to her, handcuffed her, and walked her out.

FYI: her boobs weren't nice looking which was disappointing lol.

don't be jelly i was a handmaiden of satan in another life

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