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rpanons is an anonymous community for role-play related topics. This place serves as a forum for game discussions, canon discussions, RP solicitations (ATP, game ads, open memes), and advice. The occasional off topic comment is inevitable, but please keep heated social and political topics to their respective communities. Posting them here will only get them frozen. Subsequent threads made to bypass a freeze will then be deleted.

Rules:

Do not post pornographic or shocking images.
Do not share private entries, plurks, chat logs, etc.
Do not use this community as your social/political/hatespeech soapbox.
Do not be redundant. One page does not need three or more threads on one topic/theme. Your unfunny, forced memes also fall under this rule.
Do not treat this comm like your personal therapist. Threads about nonfictional suicide, self injury, rape, and abuse will be deleted. There are better resources out there for you.
Do not treat this comm like your personal Plurk or Twitter. Off-topic happens, but it should be open for discussion and not just a play-by-play of your life. No one cares.
Shut up about Tumblr. If it's not a discussion about Tumblr RP it will be deleted.

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anons describe their symptoms and the rest of us use the sense of humor we got at internet medical school to diagnose these poor, sad souls.

i feel sad and i have terrible poops. not sure if the two are connected.

Obviously you should start having better poops so your mood brightens up

I can only eat chicken mcnuggets and poptarts, and am compulsively forced to begin and end every sentence I type with either a |Da or a XD emote please dx me

you're 12

I only curr about yaoi

you're an internet lesbian

i have pain in my back on my left side under my ribs and i feel nauseous and light headed

am i dying

You obviously need more ribs.

Re: RPANONS DIAGNOSES YOU

(Anonymous) - 2016-08-09 19:53 (UTC) - Expand

you definitely have cancer

no

but you are pregnant

I'm Bismunth anon.

You need more Communism in your diet.

i can't stop masturbating

how is this a problem anon this is a thread for serious medical issues stop bragging

(Anonymous) - 2016-08-10 00:05 (UTC) - Expand

masturbation addiction is a thing

(Anonymous) - 2016-08-11 04:39 (UTC) - Expand

You're an anoncomm regular

i want to join a game, but i don't because i'm too judgmental about other people's writing skills and don't want to rp out "getting to know one another" bullshit

also i've got an awful cough

it's ass cancer

(no subject)

(Anonymous) - 2016-08-10 16:04 (UTC) - Expand

My body won't stop overheating, even when the AC is really chilly I'm sitting and broiling hot.

You are my sunshine

(Anonymous) - 2016-08-11 04:59 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2016-08-11 11:14 (UTC) - Expand

i think i get diarrhea more often than people should

You talk too much shit

You're not butchapped enough

i've been coming out of my cage and doing alright i guess

(Anonymous) - 2016-08-11 18:41 (UTC) - Expand