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what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done

you know, the kind of thing that makes you full-body cringe even decades after the fact

being too candid about my depressive episode on a forum

no one wants to hear about it

dumped my whole ass out on the stage during a play

not the most embarrassing thing i've ever done, but it always sticks out in my mind because it was so dumb:

i walked into the wrong classroom once in, idk, 6th or 7th grade, and instead of just being like 'oops, wrong classroom' and walking back out, i made up this stupid story about a kid crying in the bathroom for the teacher of said class. i think the teacher knew i was lying because he was just like yeah ok, whatever.

why did i do the dumb thing.

oh wait

forget the forum

i had a story almost eactly like this

i peed myself in the lunch line in first grade or something like that

i really, really, really hated public bathrooms and avoided them at all costs until i was in my 20s

I was gonna reply to the one above me but it's so bad it deserves its own post.

I hated pooping. No idea why. Just one day in 3rd grade I apparently decided I was done with it, although I can't remember a conscious decision. So I would hold it in until I couldn't any more and would just end up shitting myself. One day I was trying so hard to hold it in that I ended up peeing myself after school while I was waiting for the bus and thankfully only a few other students saw it and I cried.

Don't remember how it stopped either. Now I poop like a normal person. I'm well adjusted, I swear.

hahahaha don't feel bad. i used to do the same thing every time i went to chuck e cheese. i guess the roller slide thing massaged the literal shit out of me

i don't know where that hatred of public bathrooms even came from

it was a series of repeat events, actually. i had this really bad habit of chewing on/sucking on the ends of my pens and more often than i care to admit, i wound up with a mouthful of ink. i'd raise my hand and my teacher would look over at me with one hand over my mouth and one in the air, roll their eyes and just wave me off to the bathroom.

i was never really embarrassed by it at the time because whatever, mouth full of ink, but now? wow. i was an idiot.

one time in art class i slipped on a piece of paper on the ground and face planted in front of my group's table

my group happened to be a friend clique of your typical mean girls and you can guess how they reacted

looking back on it it's more funny than anything but i don't think ive ever achieved that level of embarrassment anywhere else

getting into the wrong car and falling asleep in it. it was a friday morning and i was waiting for my driver to pick me up so i can go to school. i went into what i thought was our car and since it wasn't locked, i climbed in and pulled my blankets over me to get some rest since it was an unholy 5 AM.

i scared the shit out of that poor woman when she came in by an hour later and saw this ominous lump of black blankets sitting at the back of the car.

this one is bad because it could have also gotten me into serious trouble but somehow didn't.

i had a super early shift in a store and i was set to be alone for three hours. whatever. fine. i juice up on coffee and then i need water because coffee dehydrates me yaknow. it's about 2 hours in and i'm serving customers and i have to pee so fucking bad i'm pacing back and forth. i call my parents to see if they're around because they dropped me off at the mall but no dice.

usually in a case like this we wave one of the girls over from another store in the mall but it seemed as if they only had one person on each as well. the store is way too complicated to close up, there's a few customers bumbling and i am literally seconds from pissing myself.

sooooo....i got a customer to watch the store while i ran to the bathroom.

so dumb, but i still fucking cringe.

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