You sound fat

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[(Anonymous)]

i only like them if they loop perfectly, which ime tends to be animated series rather than live action/vidya because the 'camera' is more fixed (eg. rainbow dash flying), but i shrug at other people using them

[(Anonymous)]

your chicken has been fucking for days because you let it outside

amazing

ayrt

[(Anonymous)]

I hadn't thought about that but yeah, you're right, that actually makes a lot of sense.

Re: ITT: Weirdest thing that's happened to you this week so far

[(Anonymous)]

It depends on the kind of chicken (like whether it's a fryer or whatever) and the supplier, but I can't think of a time that I've bought one with the organs loose (and the neck is rarely included except with turkeys.) I wouldn't have thought anything of it though if it were for that basically the entire chicken was full of organs though; if it were just one or two of each I would've just assumed they didn't get bagged. It was the sheer number that was most astonishing.

[(Anonymous)]

as is the only correct answer to 99% of all icon based queries;

who cares

[(Anonymous)]

This attitude pisses me off.

If you want to have sex, you're not asexual. It doesn't matter who it's with or who it's not with.

Asexual people don't want to have sex.

[(Anonymous)]

I had to! Have you seen the mess chickens make when they shit?

[(Anonymous)]

Asexual people feel toward both/all genders/sexes that way gay people feel about the opposite and straight people feel about their own, which is not interested.

wat. you can be gay and asexual my dude. there are plenty of asexual people who are romantically interested in the same gender but still have no desire to do the horizontal tango

[(Anonymous)]

Coyotes will eat cats and live across the entire urban-rural spectrum. Chicago and New York have huge urban coyote populations.

[(Anonymous)]

If you use a mac, there's this program that's only 50 dollars compared to PS that you have to pay at least 20 dollars monthly for, it looks real slick and I'm waiting eagerly for its Windows release:

https://affinity.serif.com/en-us/

Re: PB SUGGESTIONS

[(Anonymous)]

does anyone have a suggestion for someone who could pass for an older luke pasqualino (late 30s to mid 40s)?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sad to hear this, because as another LCW I actually fell into quite a bit of CR really easily and not with people I knew beforehand. Admittedly part of this might have been due to the nature of the character's job on the ship.

I guess my main advice would be to definitely hit people up with thread/starter requests! Especially poke your character's roommates and coworkers (it can be hit and miss depending on the player, admittedly), network posts usually get responses and then you can follow-up with those characters for more interaction...

As far as tagging out, it might be best to target other LCW or characters with small casts? Though there are definitely players from larger casts that are happy to tag with anyone! I guess it might just be a bit of trial and error and luck to hit the right players, but I hope you can find your footing soon, anon!

[(Anonymous)]

my country doesn't have those either

tell me more

[(Anonymous)]

would you play with a second-language rper if they didn't expect you to correct their mistakes for them?

[(Anonymous)]

the entire spectrum of north-central america

[sockitthreeya]

I could go for this, hit me up and we'll see about working something out.

[duelwhip]

Aaaaa excellent then!

I'm honestly down with anything as far as threads go, so if there's anything specific you would like to play, then lay it on me!

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry you killed all your native predators or if you live on an island will have native bird populations decimated by feral and free ranging cats

[(Anonymous)]

Cats are 100% an invasive species, what?

[(Anonymous)]

notto diso shitto again

[(Anonymous)]

yes because coyotes and hawks are universal

(i'll give you stray dogs)

Re: Former fatty

[(Anonymous)]

do you mind if I ask what are your go-to weight loss foods, anon?

[(Anonymous)]

thank you!! i didn't know about this but it seems to work fine on my laptop it's awesome

[(Anonymous)]

stop working with homeless people, because you don't understand the difference between bloating and fat. you don't have enough understanding of the human body to be helping people.

Re: ayrt

[(Anonymous)]

wishing death on a total stranger.

i hope you burn in hell.