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penis envy seems like such an exhausting emotion

i'm glad i was born with one

it really does.

Yeah, but you can't swap out shapes and sizes.

dicks seem like they would be really convenient for peeing and everyone says they're super easy to make orgasm, but like, idk it seems like it would feel weird just having your stuff hanging. like does that shit flap around when you run?

it just hangs there... so fucking weird. doesn't it get cold? is the swampy sweaty feeling horrible in the summer? what happens when you sit on your goodies? how are pants comfortable, ever?

tits are annoying and they're not even super sensitive or in a high-friction area. dicks and balls must just be a fucking nightmare

not really. unless you're freeballing, most underwear secures the twignberries well enough.

and some of the first things guys learn are how to sit and piss, so... idk, this isn't complicated. penises aren't a huge fucking mystery.

well not when you have one!

I don't have one. I'm just not mystified by them, because logicing this out ain't hard.

i know how dicks work it's just weird to think about. like, i can't even stand having a pad between my legs. it feels huge and gross and awkward, walking and sitting is never comfortable. i can't imagine having shit down there that's actually attached to my body

it's like anything you're born with. if you have a tail, you'd be used to it because hey, you haven't known anything else. guys are used to having dingle dangles and we're used to our cave of wonders. imagine how weird it'd be for them to have a vagina. bleeding? omg. wait, it discharges? daily? whyyyyyy?

it sure does...

sure fucking does........

that's because you don't live with it, anon. guys do, and they just become accustomed to it the way they do the rest of their body, same as us.

yes. i know. i get it. it's an interesting topic to think about, that's all

not really, but you do you.

everyone stop talking, the interest police force is here

"but you do you" doesn't sound like they're policing your interest at all

you seem awfully butthurt someone doesn't find something as fascinating as you do.

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apparently sitting on the junk actually is a legit concern. but then, they never have to shift and arrange when laying on their stomachs, so we both have our crosses here

sitting on the junk is pretty much never a legit concern. you'd have to have something unrealistically huge to sit on it.

its really hard to sit on your junk when you sit on flat surfaces. they just sorta sit on the surface between your thighs hanging out on their own. all twigs and berries are different but usually when standing they hang more towards the front of you so when you sit you don't sit on them but if you walk into a surface that hits your thighs it's likely going to hit them too.

only if we're learning super-loose shorts

and... i guess it kinda hangs? but i think is the first time i've really thought of it that way, it's like describing your fingers as 'hanging' off your hand

not bleeding in agony for 4-5 days every month makes any hassle worth it tho

>not bleeding in agony for 4-5 days every month

we have shots/pills/iuds to prevent that now. best creations the human race has ever come up with, hands down

do they prevent it prevent it tho or just dull the pain and mood swings?

never really appreciated how much "that time of the month" sucks for y'all till i spent a year sharing an apt with one of you

depends on the woman and specific method. my mom didn't have a period for five years thanks to the shot, but she's never been prone to PMS or cramps or anything hormonal really. i have a friend with an IUD who spots occasionally but otherwise nothing. i have another friend with the same IUD who gets a period but it's short and easy.

i also had a friend who went on the pill and her period got 800x worse which is rare but it happens. so it's really a body chemistry thing

more or less they just dull it. this varies from person to person, month to month. some months, i have zero pain or other symptoms. other months, i'm crying in bed and nothing's helping with it. periods suck.

it's all over the charts! most of them lessen how heavy your flow is/your pain (birth control is very, very commonly prescribed to help with awful periods because it really helps simmer down your symptoms), but you still have a monthly bleed. then there are some that only make you have a few periods a year. and then there are some that completely stop it altogether. of course you kind of have to shop around to find something that works for your body, but there are a ton of options out there. it just depends on whatever a woman wants

it's honestly pretty amazing when you start looking in to it

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