rpanonmod ([personal profile] rpanonmod) wrote in [community profile] rpanons2016-01-05 03:19 pm

Found the token ace

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(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
You make sure she's warm and not liable to roll on her belly before turning off the light. Tomorrow, you think, you'll cook her a lovely breakfast of warm oatmeal to make up for your own awkward zealotry.

What do you do now?

> go to bed
> light some incense for Karnakagauchlu
> sleep on the floor all night as penance for your sins
> make some popcorn and watch football

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
> go out and prowl the streets for evildoers

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
The forest is dark and atmospheric, branches casting wide, ominous shadows over you. Eventually, the leafy green canopy above your head appears entirely black. You can't even see the stars anymore.

You do see a fire in the distance, though.

Do you:

> approach it cautiously
> run toward it
> climb the closest tree to get a better look

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
> wash my hair, causing the town to catch on fire

Re: Lotto Luck Paid Account Fairy

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Re: Lotto Luck Paid Account Fairy

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(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
You hurl your popcorn to the floor in disgust! Karnakagauchlu's justice doesn't need popcorn!! Slipping on her mask and dapper black turtle neck, you wander through the streets of Declan 6, keeping an eye out for ne'er-do-wells and miscreants.

You come across a group of criminals hassling a business owner. How do you handle them?

> karate chop them all in the spleen
> scare them away with your raspy voice
> grab one at a time all stealthily
> hack them to death with your Karnakagauchlu-blessed machete

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
hey do any of you guys have those anon chat therapy things, text only preferable

i don't want to die but i feel like i could use one

i promise to check in later about it

i don't know where else to ask tho, you guys are usually swift on this shit so guide me this one time rp anons, i'd just rather not anyone know who i actually am

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
> karate chop them all in the spleen and check their pockets for donations to karnakagauchlu

also make certain the business owner doesn't need any healing

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
You wash your hair. Everything catches fire.

Do you:
> try to put out the fire
> condition your hair

Re: Advice for playing non-humans?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
The guy I have in mind is definitely the type to listen carefully to what goes on around him, and if it ever comes up, would also like to try out a few customs and traditions here and there. In canon, he shook hands with a human, because that's what they do with friends etc. So I'm definitely open to that kind of thing.

Thanks anon!

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
> tell them they can have that and more

ayy, ambiguously gendered heir of northlandia, touch me good

or murder me i'm prepared for the bad end here

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Karnakagauchlu's acolytes will be well fed today! You make a mental note to donate half the money to charitable causes. The business owner, although frightened, is okay. You walk him home, but when he asks you who you are, what do you say?

> You say you are Karnakagauchlu reborn.
> You tell him you're a humble servant for the good.
> You tell him to forget you, although you will never forget him
> You can't answer because you've already flown away

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
> don't worry whipper snapper i am simply an old woman with an interest in clean streets

flap my wings and soar off

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
i love how mad you are and it turns me on. :)

Re: Advice for playing non-humans?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, coming off as one-note is something I'm worried about - it'll definitely be something I'll try to be aware of as much as possible.

I don't think I'll be sending them to a game any time soon (though the temptation right now is real), but this is great advice, thanks!

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I wish the flavor of OC rp that there is on ij was available here. People are more about creating characters around a specific plot rather than the way it is here, with the focus being on characters already fleshed out and finding a fitting plot.

I don't have an OC ready to go. I don't really feel so invested that I seek out established OCs. But I have stupid shippy things I'd like to play out, and random storylines that would require really specific character types.

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
They pull you close, one hand slipping around your waist, breath tickling your ear as they lean down...




...and tell you that, with you gone, the next heir to the throne is a distant cousin - a distant Northandlian cousin who is loyal to Northlandia interests. Within months, your nation will be nothing but a subjugated vassal state.

And then the heir STABS YOU.

Keep trying, and one day your star will rise again!

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Your wings beat mightily in the air. You're skilled enough at the ancient art of flying Karnakagauchlism that none of you is at any risk of getting caught in Declan 6's vents.

You spot something of interest in the distance. What is it?

> More injustice being perpetrated against the meek!
> Declan 6 security turning a blind eye to illegal dragon trafficking
> A bowl of spaghetti

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
> obviously condition, that hair ain't gonna stay perfect gossamer by itself
> whistle a jaunty tune while doing so

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
i miss this too! i played on ij for a while, and i really enjoyed the playing, but i didn't enjoy the ooc atmosphere. i really like creating ocs to fit a setting instead of trying to chop up one of my old ones and force them to fit in somewhere.

i think this is why i always volunteer to play npcs in my games.

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
> illegal dragon trafficking? not on my watch! how old are these dragons being trafficked?? we'd better stop it!

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
People run screaming through the streets, smoke forming a thick carpet way up in the sky.

You notice that the acoustics in the shower make your voice sound even sexier than it already is. How do you respond to this discovery?

> "I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW GENESIS WHAT I LEARNED."
> Accidentally get conditioner in your eyes.
> Leave the shower and walk down the hall completely dripping and naked because fuck it, you're Sephiroth

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
as i lay dying, i reflect that i knew this was coming. what a good thing i poisoned the heir's lunch. they'll be dead soon, too.

thanks, anon!

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
With a ululating battle cry, you swoop down and hurl yourself bodily into the first dragon trafficker. The impact shocks both of you, especially as you hadn't been touching the ground, but Karnakagauchlu's love resonates in you. You are strong. Solid. Unbeatable.

What do you do now?

> focus on rounding up and protecting the baby dragons
> focus on apprehending the ne'er-do-wells
> start lecturing about Karnakagauchlu