The shitty life advice brigade

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

All systems are a-go. Mmm, complete control. I'm like a god overlooking his puny subjects. Ooh, it gets me hard. The power. My cock feels like it's ten stories high!

[(Anonymous)]

Eaahh, I remember when I was your age. Got my first dildo. It was white.

[(Anonymous)]

Nothing's non-fat. That's why the world is going to explode someday.

[(Anonymous)]

And then there was the matter of time: Einstein and Oppenheimer, the Theory of Relativity and the Conundrum of Big Balls in Your Face. It was all a continuum, like one long winding turd, snaking its way through the universe. And, like a turd, the smell was not to be forgotten.

[(Anonymous)]

this is like a smutty version of welcome to night vale

[(Anonymous)]

Have you ever tried to fuck a box?

[(Anonymous)]

You have one of the better titty-rubbing techniques.

[(Anonymous)]

What do you two douchebags want?

[(Anonymous)]

Douchebags?!

[(Anonymous)]

what the christ is going on in this thread besides pretentious word salad

[(Anonymous)]

the ghost is near

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I'll bite.

The fuck is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR9vnrlsQ3c

[(Anonymous)]

http://videobam.com/uDcHG

[(Anonymous)]

found the first episode of this

less than 30 seconds in

"einstein's such a turn-on. too bad he's dead"

anon why