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you probably like someone shitty like karkat

WHAT

EVEN IF I DID LIKE HIM, WHICH IS HILARIOUS FOR YOU TO EVEN SUGGEST BECAUSE OF HOW FAR OFF YOU ARE, THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT. DAVE IS ABSOLUTELY DESPICABLE. HE IS AN ASSAULT TO ALL OF THE SENSES AND DESERVES NOTHING BUT THE MOST PLATONIC ACRIMONY FOR HIS COWARDLY POKERFACING. DAVE/TEREZI, YOU SAY? SHE'S WAY TOO GOOD FOR HIM. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU COULD EVEN SUGGEST THIS WITHOUT WANTING TO THROW YOURSELF INTO A VAT OF ACID MOMENTS AFTERWARDS.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/294/c/1/dave_and_terezi_by_junglebee09-d4dio2i.png tbh

I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH.

ok but then you liked it

they're fucking cute

HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF

honestly tell me what is wrong with dave/terezi

or dave/jade or dave/roxy

THE PROBLEM WITH DAVE/TEREZI IS THAT DAVE IS PART OF THE EQUATION. HOW CAN YOU SHIP THIS AND SLEEP DURING THE DAY? SHE IS SO FAR OUT OF HIS LEAGUE, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY, IT'S JUST SAD.

JADE IS ALSO TOO GOOD FOR HIM.

BUT HE CAN HAVE THE DRUNK GIRL, I DON'T CARE.

EXCUSE YOU DAVE IS FLAWLESS SHE IS NOT OUT OF HIS LEAGUE THEY WOULD BE PERFECT TOGETHER

AND JADE ISN'T TOO GOOD FOR ANYONE I WAS DOING HER A FAVOR PUTTING THEM TOGETHER

DAVE/ROXY WOULD BE A TRAINWRECK

DAVE IS ONLY FLAWLESS IF YOU'RE DEFINING "FLAWLESS" TO MEAN "UGLY HIPSTER TRASH WITH ZERO TALENT AND NO POSITIVE QUALITIES EVER". IN ORDER TO BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR TEREZI, HE'D HAVE TO KILL HIMSELF AND BE REINCARNATED AS HIS EXACT OPPOSITE.

AND DON'T TALK ABOUT JADE THAT WAY, YOU REPUGNANT BULGESLURPING FUCK. SHE HAS MORE CLASS IN HER STUPID BUCKTEETH THAN YOU WOULD POSSESS IF ALL THE MOMENTS OF CLASS EXHIBITED THROUGHOUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFESPAN WERE COMPRESSED INTO A SINGLE INSTANCE AND THEN MULTIPLIED BY THE NUMBER OF SHITTY ATOMS IN YOUR SHITTY BODY.

DAVE/DRUNK GIRL IS THE BEST HE COULD EVER HOPE TO DESERVE.

pinches your cheeks

WHO ARE YOU???? WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME???

because you're so kawaii

DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING MORE PRODUCTIVE YOU COULD BE DOING?

yes

hateshipping you with yourself

YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND THAT MAKES ME SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE. IT'S NOT EVEN VIABLE, ANYWAY.

is too

just scroll up and look

WHAT, YOU EXPECT ME TO ENTER A RELATIONSHIP WITH MYSELF OVER THE INTERNET?

yes

YOU'RE AN IMBECILE.

you're cute when you're mad

I'M NOT MAD, I AM JUST COMPLETELY DUMBFOUNDED AT YOUR IDIOCY. DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THAT SORT OF RELATIONSHIP WORKS? I MEAN, IF THERE WAS SOME WAY FOR US TO MEET IN PERSON, I WOULDN'T COMPLETELY DISCOUNT IT I GUESS, BUT IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY KISMESSITUDE THROUGH A FEW INTERNET ARGUMENTS. THAT'S JUST STUPID.

no don't fall in hate with me that would break up my otp!!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE. WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? SOME KIND OF BLACK HARLOT?

of course not i just want you to stay faithful with yourself

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