it's 99% bottoms here

[socksuke_uchiha]

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

don't forget the part where they had a ruler drawn on their throats so the crowd could measure how much dick they were taking, which is just peak "i don't understand how sex works"

my suspension of disbelief can only go so far. what a mess

[(Anonymous)]

holy hentai logic batman

[(Anonymous)]

wh

what the fuck

[(Anonymous)]

this is so stupid it's actually hilarious

[(Anonymous)]

absurd hentai logic and minor/minor-looking characters, that's gsai all right

[(Anonymous)]

"sex-friendly"

it sounds like they wanted to run a sex game but didn't want the stigma

[(Anonymous)]

Ain't no way this happened in Jigoku! Oh my stars~!

[(Anonymous)]

While the Palace of Sai in the underground is doing well, that doesn't mean the other businesses in the Tamamo Clan's collection have been slacking. One of the least "classy" soaplands has decided they're going to hold a contest to drive up business for themselves! They are partnering with some of the other sex clubs in the area for the sleaziest of events.

The Hyottoko Cup is looking for volunteer participants! The competition is pretty straightforward: a ruler is drawn on the throat of each participant and an array of members is presented to swallow. Whichever contestant can take the guests deepest and longest will take home the "coveted" Hyottoko Cup! Ok, there's a little judge favoritism involved too, so put on a show.

The guests have likewise been pulled in as volunteers, with instructions that they don't have to make this easy on the participants. Guests are provided with special seals that they can use for the length of the competition to enhance their natural assets. For those lacking the equipment entirely, there's a seal for that too.

Have fun and play nice.

[(Anonymous)]

this is so poorly written

[(Anonymous)]

It really is

[(Anonymous)]

you mean gsai knows how to write better than this?

[(Anonymous)]

i'm fascinated by this because it really goes beyond hentai logic

hentai logic basically establishes a set of fantasy rules, right, where a given thing that's not possible is possible

this doesn't actually even do that; there's no way it makes sense no matter how you try to twist it. it's past "i don't know how bodies work" into "i didn't think about this at all, i just thought it sounded dirty, all body parts are made of elastic or sometimes not"

[(Anonymous)]

i like how there's no clarification on the seals either, when afaik this is the first time they've been brought up

is it that trope of slapping a horny demon mark on a character to make them aphro'd/capable of getting pregnant that pops up in pixiv art sometimes?

[(Anonymous)]

Reads like it.

[(Anonymous)]

oh your interpretation makes more sense. i thought gsai was just trying badly to describe demon strap ons

[(Anonymous)]

"Palace of Sai" are you fucking kidding me gonsai

[(Anonymous)]

what's the reference?

[(Anonymous)]

Holy shit, I didn't even notice that until this very moment.

[(Anonymous)]

FWIW it's probably a reference to the Florist of Sai in Yakuza. Probably.

[(Anonymous)]

a sai is an actual weapon, so it feels weird to let the compass of an existing thing lead back to one moron with part of it in their handle. it'd be like attributing all storms in game to stormy.

[(Anonymous)]

okay look

i know once somebody reveals themselves to be a turd you want to ascribe the worst interpretation to everything they do

but the stated premise of the game was 'the yakuza games in japanese hell.' half the prompts in the game were stolen from yakuza. they called the secondary storylines 'side stories' as a yakuza reference.

probably the yakuza thing is relevant here, yes

'malignant narcissist and generally obnoxious garbage human being' doesnt preclude the capacity for coherent thought

[(Anonymous)]

you read that prompt again and tell me you believe it was written by someone capable of coherent thought

[(Anonymous)]

i never said they were good thoughts

[(Anonymous)]

NAYRT

For any anons unfamiliar with Yakuza, the Florist of Sai is a man who runs a huge, sprawling underground brothel (and fighting colisseum, and city-wide surveillance network) in the sewers of Kamurocho, the Tokyo ward Yakuza games take place in. That's why Palace of Sai is likely a reference to this.