Trapped in the city of one loo

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

the intense amount of hatred cullen from da inspires is so funny to me

[(Anonymous)]

i've never even played da and cullen inspires an intense amount of hatred in me

mainly because all his players have been either flaky fucks or toxic shitstains in my experience, and he's so goddamn boring i can't even imagine what compels people to play him to begin with

he's also pretty ugly (though so is everyone in da thanks to the hideous graphics) so the fawning all over him defies logic for me

[(Anonymous)]

If you haven't played the games, how do you know whether or not the character's interesting? RP's a shitty gauge, because people can take even the most fascinating character and make them duller than dishwater.

[(Anonymous)]

every da character inspires an intense amount of hatred in me tbh

[(Anonymous)]

as a non-player, the female characters of dragon age and that one white haired elf dude always look better than the male ones

[(Anonymous)]

it's solas for me

+1

[(Anonymous)]

ugly as fuck, and apparently he's a crazy angry racist? uh, no thanks to all of the above.

[(Anonymous)]

he's an elf

all elf characters from any media are shit tier.

[(Anonymous)]

no lies detected whatsoever

[(Anonymous)]

who made up that rule?

[(Anonymous)]

all the fictional pieces of media that have elf characters

[(Anonymous)]

a dwarf

[(Anonymous)]

truth

+1

[(Anonymous)]

I wanted to be interested in Solas, but his "look at me, i'm so enlightened by my dreams" schtick just made him unbearable.

[(Anonymous)]

DA fandom is full of goddamn lunatics.

[(Anonymous)]

definitely. Couldn't even keep their own wank comm on two legs and it all devolved down to talking about sex stuff anyways

[(Anonymous)]

isnt sex stuff the literal only reason people play da/me games

theyre incredibly boring and generic as far as plot/action, people only care about the romancing

[(Anonymous)]

yeah, but does anyone deny this? the only reason i even played dragon age was to romance fenris. it was worth it, btw

[(Anonymous)]

it's a vocal minority imo, most of their customers probably buy it to punch dragons/aliens/whatever

[(Anonymous)]

sometimes i miss them because there are things about the da fandom i want to immaturely bitch about (holy shit can the fat short ugly isabela trend die in a fire) but since the tumblr fandom will just inevitably find them again, i realize it's for the best they're gone.

[(Anonymous)]

he's so inoffensive that nearly two years later i'm surprised people can still write essays about how terrible he is

[(Anonymous)]

The cesspool that is DA fandom is what happens when people take a fantasy universe's politics as a 1:1 exactly perfect equal black and white allegory for real life.

Let it be a lesson to you, children, if you have any interest in these games at all, just play the games and stay the fuck away from the tumblr fandom.

[(Anonymous)]

the tumblr fandom is the literal worst thing about these games. it can make you hate anything almost instantly because of all the idiotic screaming.