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You make sure she's warm and not liable to roll on her belly before turning off the light. Tomorrow, you think, you'll cook her a lovely breakfast of warm oatmeal to make up for your own awkward zealotry.

What do you do now?

> go to bed
> light some incense for Karnakagauchlu
> sleep on the floor all night as penance for your sins
> make some popcorn and watch football

> go out and prowl the streets for evildoers

You hurl your popcorn to the floor in disgust! Karnakagauchlu's justice doesn't need popcorn!! Slipping on her mask and dapper black turtle neck, you wander through the streets of Declan 6, keeping an eye out for ne'er-do-wells and miscreants.

You come across a group of criminals hassling a business owner. How do you handle them?

> karate chop them all in the spleen
> scare them away with your raspy voice
> grab one at a time all stealthily
> hack them to death with your Karnakagauchlu-blessed machete

> karate chop them all in the spleen and check their pockets for donations to karnakagauchlu

also make certain the business owner doesn't need any healing

Karnakagauchlu's acolytes will be well fed today! You make a mental note to donate half the money to charitable causes. The business owner, although frightened, is okay. You walk him home, but when he asks you who you are, what do you say?

> You say you are Karnakagauchlu reborn.
> You tell him you're a humble servant for the good.
> You tell him to forget you, although you will never forget him
> You can't answer because you've already flown away

> don't worry whipper snapper i am simply an old woman with an interest in clean streets

flap my wings and soar off

Your wings beat mightily in the air. You're skilled enough at the ancient art of flying Karnakagauchlism that none of you is at any risk of getting caught in Declan 6's vents.

You spot something of interest in the distance. What is it?

> More injustice being perpetrated against the meek!
> Declan 6 security turning a blind eye to illegal dragon trafficking
> A bowl of spaghetti

> illegal dragon trafficking? not on my watch! how old are these dragons being trafficked?? we'd better stop it!

With a ululating battle cry, you swoop down and hurl yourself bodily into the first dragon trafficker. The impact shocks both of you, especially as you hadn't been touching the ground, but Karnakagauchlu's love resonates in you. You are strong. Solid. Unbeatable.

What do you do now?

> focus on rounding up and protecting the baby dragons
> focus on apprehending the ne'er-do-wells
> start lecturing about Karnakagauchlu

> COLLECT AND PROTECT THE BABY DRAGONS!!! never allow baby dragons to be harmed

however if i can shank any traffickers in the process, i will of course do that

dragon trafficking is unforgivable

You hold the three baby dragons in your arms, which is difficult because they're about the size of medium dogs and very squirmy, mewling and puffing little plumes of smoke. (They can't breathe fire yet.) Still, not only is every living being precious to you, you know that when She returns, Karnakagauchlu will take the form of a dragon.

You dropkick the uncouth black market traffickers, but now you need to take the dragons somewhere!

> Back to the chapel to be my faithful friends and companions
> To the only veterinarian on Declan 6 to make sure they're okay
> Call up your friend who runs a dragon nursery on a different space station

> let's call my friend who runs a dragon nursery, clearly the authorities can't be trusted and these traffickers might look into the only veterinarian

> on the way, name my 3 baby dragon rescuees. one of course is karna. another is kaga. and the third is uchlu.

You start to head back to the chapel to call your friend. You have a dedicated transmission box there, and not even the crooked security of Declan 6 would dare monitor the calls of a cleric. By now, you've sung a soothing song and Karna and Uchlu are asleep in your arms, with stubborn Kaga getting there quickly.

But, on the way, one of the criminals catches up to you! "Hey, man!" he shouts.

What do you do?

> turn toward him slowly, inform him confidently I AM NO MAN and then punch him so hard the highlights fly out of his stupid hair.
> do something lame that isn't that

> option one, duh

we have to set a good example for the dragonlings

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