Found the token ace

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[(Anonymous)]

> The end twist, that there was only one milkmaid the whole time

[(Anonymous)]

You start to talk about how you felt your heart stop when all three dancers playing Milkmaids shimmered and coalesced into one -- stage magic was truly impressive! -- when, suddenly, the heir to Northlandia is reaching for your hand!

What do you do?

> let them take your hand
> politely demur
> tell them they can have that and more
> shout for the guard

[(Anonymous)]

> tell them they can have that and more

ayy, ambiguously gendered heir of northlandia, touch me good

or murder me i'm prepared for the bad end here

[(Anonymous)]

They pull you close, one hand slipping around your waist, breath tickling your ear as they lean down...




...and tell you that, with you gone, the next heir to the throne is a distant cousin - a distant Northandlian cousin who is loyal to Northlandia interests. Within months, your nation will be nothing but a subjugated vassal state.

And then the heir STABS YOU.

Keep trying, and one day your star will rise again!

[(Anonymous)]

as i lay dying, i reflect that i knew this was coming. what a good thing i poisoned the heir's lunch. they'll be dead soon, too.

thanks, anon!

[(Anonymous)]

You're very welcome! Congrats on getting the last laugh, you badass princess you.