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"I wanted a snack and my bowl is empty. FAMINE AND DEATH IS UPON ME!

GET UP GET UP, THE BOWL IS EMPTY, IT'S A DISASTER!

Wait, you're filling it with that food? Ew, I don't like that food. What do you mean that's the food that always goes in that bowl? What do you mean I'll get canned food at bedtime? You're a monster. That's hours away and I'm going to die of hunger right now.

Where are you going?

COME BACK COME BACK, THE BOWL IS FULL OF FOOD I DON'T LIKE AS MUCH AS THE OTHER FOOD, IT'S A DISASTER...."

omg

exactly my cat for the past 2 months

you've never had a problem with this food and i still have half a bag to go through. fuck you, it is expensive and you will EAT IT

Yeah, my cat was perfectly happy with only dry food, then I added in some wet food treats at breakfast and bedtime to make sure he was getting enough water and suddenly giving him dry food is cause for Serious Complaint because he was begging for the GOOD stuff.

It's true what they say: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

I also like: cats were revered in Ancient Egypt; they haven't forgotten it.

I do love that one. And it can be so true.

My two expect treats when we leave for long periods, and then when we return. And before bed. And when we get up. And....

Don't forget "I can see the BOTTOM of my bowl it is COMPLETELY EMPTY"

"STARVATION IS IN VIEW. FIX IT, PRIMATE COMPANION"

"There's nearly a cup of dry food piled around the sides of this bowl. Did you just eat straight down in the middle until you hit bottom?"

"I SAID IT WAS IN VIEW. CAN'T YOU SEE IT"

"Stop yelling. You have tons of food left."

"YOU ARE BLIND AS WELL AS STUPID"

"[shakes bowl]"

"FOOD HAS APPEARED AS IF BY MAGIC MUST DEVOUR AS FAST AS POSSIBLE"

"That's what I thought. You're fine. I'm getting back on the computer now."

"HAVING ASSUAGED MY HUNGER I WILL NOW GO REGURGITATE LIGHTLY USED CAT KIBBLE ON YOUR FAVORITE CHAIR"

"GODDAMMIT--"

"YOU DOUBTED THE CAT"

"NO NOT THERE--"

"[retching noise]"

"You're the worst."

"STARVATION IS IN VIEW AGAIN"

i loled, as someone who has dealt with and owned cats.

so true

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