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looks at this comment

looks at the camera like i'm on the office

idk but this entire post reeks of unwashed mcu pussy

one of the anons above and i can kinda sortish confirm another anon's theory that social skills have to be used regularly to be kept sharp, they're a bit like a foreign language that way

i was reasonably social in school, at least after i figured out the cues that underlay social interactions (took me about halfway into middle school). but after graduating stuff happened and i ended up just totally withdrawing from the outside world. it's been about five years now since i had any non-internet friends and i know my ability to interact or even relate to others is diminishing. i'm not at creepy mouthbreather levels, but that's just because i get panic attacks from crowds so have never and will never attend any kind of con

> but ultimately it's about inspiring desire to protect and coddle a subject, not fuck it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

HA... i can't breathe. good one, anon.

stop trying to make mmmmm happen

worst forced meme since mackerel snapper

the animus are getting unruly

better gas 'em and breed up a fresh batch just to be safe

/steve irwin comes on, launches into spiel on the wild animu in its natural habit to make us all forget how dead he is

no one projects in this fandom.

chortles fatly

he died on my birthday. worst present to wake up to ever.

Go easy on the nose cola, friend.

A valid point, I just didn't realize it. I'll make a point of getting around to doing that. Their journals need revamping anyway.

lmfao holy shit

it is surprisingly easy to avoid social interaction in school

gradeschool - if you pick your seat, sit by the side. never talk unless talked to, and then keep the conversation going way after the other person has lost interest, 100% future avoid rate

highschool/equivalent-- just camp out in the library 24/7 like it's a job and claim to be studying for uni entrance exams/the bac/national equivalent

university - is much better about this - avoid classes with groupwork, if you have to then never do more than your share or flake on every meeting. live off campus as soon as possible with random people off facebook, have decent enough house habits that there is no occasion to talk to housemates

I can totally do this into my 30s if I live that long

Same. All I care about is if the setting/plot looks interesting.

Me too.

what

dicks seem like they would be really convenient for peeing and everyone says they're super easy to make orgasm, but like, idk it seems like it would feel weird just having your stuff hanging. like does that shit flap around when you run?

you don't have to believe it, but it's the truth. that's what moe is. this has been talked about to fucking death in the actual industry.

things can be fuckable in addition to being moe, but the point of moe isn't fuckability.

it just hangs there... so fucking weird. doesn't it get cold? is the swampy sweaty feeling horrible in the summer? what happens when you sit on your goodies? how are pants comfortable, ever?

tits are annoying and they're not even super sensitive or in a high-friction area. dicks and balls must just be a fucking nightmare

not really. unless you're freeballing, most underwear secures the twignberries well enough.

and some of the first things guys learn are how to sit and piss, so... idk, this isn't complicated. penises aren't a huge fucking mystery.

apparently sitting on the junk actually is a legit concern. but then, they never have to shift and arrange when laying on their stomachs, so we both have our crosses here

well not when you have one!

only if we're learning super-loose shorts

and... i guess it kinda hangs? but i think is the first time i've really thought of it that way, it's like describing your fingers as 'hanging' off your hand

not bleeding in agony for 4-5 days every month makes any hassle worth it tho

i know how dicks work it's just weird to think about. like, i can't even stand having a pad between my legs. it feels huge and gross and awkward, walking and sitting is never comfortable. i can't imagine having shit down there that's actually attached to my body

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