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... with your hand and soap?

Ugh.

why ugh? you're IN the fucking shower. you're washing that hand as you wash your ass. it's better than shoving a fucking cloth in your butthole and potentially not washing that off and letting it fester until the next time you or someone else gets in and they can wipe feces all over their face.

it's almost as bad as people leaving pubes on bars of soap.

Except that washcloth would go directly into the dirty hamper because I'm not some sort of sullied savage.

Your ass is not being adequately cleansed. If I took a soapy washcloth to your butt there would be shit crumbles entangled in the terrycloth because your ass has never been properly exfoliated. A hand is not enough.

my ass isn't something that i'm planning on serving dinner on. neither are my genitals. they are, by the nature of being body parts that expel waste, not entirely clean. they're not supposed to be completely bacteria free. your body needs a certain amount to keep a balance. yes, i clean my ass when i shower. i wash my crotch and rinse it and everything's soapy clean. i do not need to get in there with a sand blaster and 'exfoliate my ass'. if you're exfoliating that part of your body, you have germ issues and are not really qualified to have a normal conversation about body health/cleanliness.

proven by you tossing your washcloth in the hamper every time you use it. no one does that. no one but germaphobes do that.

All it takes is a swipe or two of a washcloth. You're not sandblasting it. You're not eradicating all traces of bacteria. You're simply washing out the day's shit crumbles.

But if you want to walk around smelling faintly of residual shit then feel free. Swaddle your ass in your sour unwashed towel and do you, boo.

and i can accomplish cleanliness with my hand just as well. sorry, anon, but you are not my shower overlord. some people like cloths, some like brushes, others like loofahs. some prefer just a hand. you're just going to have to learn to deal with the fact that your way is not the only way.

this isn't a religion.

Didn't I just say that, though? Do you, boo.

no boo. no.

Hm, reading comprehension. I suppose that's a discussion for another day. Bye.

my ass isn't something that i'm planning on serving dinner on. neither are my genitals.

it would be hot if you did tho

well, that's just...

anon...

You're all idiots except for me

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