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demands insanely high sums of money from the poor villagers he helps and when they don't have enough, he humiliates them and steals their stuff. tries to sell his love interest, dresses her in humiliating outfits, forces her to dance around for change on a daily basis and uses his powers to control her into fighting his enemies for him. beats up his friends, pawns their belongings only to spend the money on booze and occasionally uses them as human shields/improvised projectile weapons.

I started cracking up because when I'd only read the first bit I thought this was going to be Tom Nook

shit now i'm laughing

tom nook final boss

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