If you wanted to take a shot at KyoAni you picked literally the worst series to do it with, since Free! actually has a plot, clear continuity between episodes, and characters with obvious goals and arcs.

Next time do yourself a favor and just go for Lucky Star or K-On! if you wanna make fun of KyoAni, since those are actually slice of life shows with no plot.

In the meantime, give Darker Than Black a shot.