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[(Anonymous)]

That shit annoys the piss out of me. Mostly because it's set up to where they can SEE me preparing their drinks (I'm a barista) and they keep asking anyway. YES BITCH, I MADE YOUR GODDAMN LATTE WITH DECAF ESPRESSO. I JUST HAD THE BOX OF DECAFF ESPRESSO OUT ON THE COUNTER AND I SAW YOU LOOKING AT IT AS I SPOONED THE SHIT OUT. ARE YOU BLIND? CAN YOU NOT READ?

i guess if they were blind or couldn't read i could understand BUT NO SHE WAS READING OUR MENU. SHE IS NOT BLIND AND SHE CAN READ.

tl;dr you're annoying and your server probably goes back in the kitchen to bitch about you because you're treating him/her like their stupid.

Yes, we fucking hate that.

[(Anonymous)]

as another barista anon this is kind of different

the nuts thing is a food allergy and it could be serious

people being bitches about their coffee are just people being bitches about their coffee

i'm sorry anon. i know barista life scalds people. come here. let's hug.

[(Anonymous)]

yeah okay you have a good point

barista bros 4lyfe

[(Anonymous)]

oh man can another barista-bro barista-unload about people who are fucks about their precious coffee

had a lady come in and order, i shit you not, a dry cappuccino with 1 shot decaf, 1 shot regular, and half regular milk and half trim (because in this country we don't do half-and-half, either you want the fat or you don't so suck it up, yuppie)

and she stood there and glared at us while we were making it


oh and it also had to be free-poured, because the obvious lack of spoons for pouring apparently wasn't enough for her to be sure we wouldn't taint her overbearing order.

on another note, i had a couple customers who would apologise for crimes against coffee as they shamefully took their decaf soy lattes; poor unfortunate souls were allergic to both milk AND caffeine :( what a shit life tbh

[(Anonymous)]

this isn't really the same as someone being difficult but i used to have someone who came in every single night and got a 20 oz latte with 20 pumps of peppermint syrup

let that wash over you

also can we all agree that steaming half-and-half and whole milk produces one of the most disgusting smells on the face of the planet?

[(Anonymous)]

20 PUMPS OF SYRUP OH MY GOD
WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED THE COFFEE, CHRIST ALMIGHTY

oh man if we're sharing steaming woes what about

rice milk.......,.

[(Anonymous)]

AND PEPPERMINT
THE STRONGEST OF THE SYRUPS

oh man I never had to steam rice milk.... we didn't offer it....
I guess that's what happens when you're in Kentucky

ain't nobody round these parts know what this "rice milk" business is
y'all best drink real milk

[(Anonymous)]

SHIT BE CRAY YO

we didn't offer it either. this customer bought it in themselves. anD WE HAD ONE WHO INSISTED ON RAW GOAT MILK man i lived in a weird town i guess...