Badly's an adverb

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[(Anonymous)]

i was masturbating just now and i pulled a muscle in my foot so badly that i started crying

i kept going because i might as well finish but it hurt so bad and now i'm sitting here with a sore foot and

i feel like this is a metaphor for my life

[(Anonymous)]

How does talking about this on the internet while your foot is still hurting fit into that metaphor?

[(Anonymous)]

i just finished diddling too

i don't usually use the highest vibe setting but tonight i did and my cooter let out a duckling quack and i left a little puddle if the duckling ever decides to come out

[(Anonymous)]

no one needed to know that

[(Anonymous)]

quack

[(Anonymous)]

HAHAHA i like u

[(Anonymous)]

kisses your cheek

[(Anonymous)]

I once masturbated and pinched a nerve in the back of my neck so badly I nearly screamed. The area where it happened and the way it happened could have also signified an aneurysm so I had to get a scan done.

That orgasm cost me $2000.

[(Anonymous)]

holy shhit

[(Anonymous)]

i genuinely feel a bit bad for how i hard i laughed at this

i'm sorry anon, that's awful

[(Anonymous)]

i tried masturbating in the shower while standing up once

i slipped over and hit my face on the glass sliding door of the shower, cracking the glass and giving myself a massive nosebleed

i didn't even get to orgasm

[(Anonymous)]

You probs got a charlie horse. Quit being a dramatic dumbass.