rpanons | Nobody flicks me in the butt without my consent

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dear you,

we'd been friends for years and i was pretty good about ignoring your occasional flare-ups of two-faced cuntery, but it seems there isn't a single person you won't try to throw under the bus if you're buttmad enough. between that and the chronic lying about illness, disability, tragedies in the family and so on, i think the only reason anyone sticks with you is because they feel so fucking bad for you. i know i did, and sometimes i still do, but not enough to let you bring me down anymore. all and all, i wish you'd wake up, because you do have the potential to be a fairly good friend to other people since you're not entirely up your own ass, but you've got a ton of problems that rp and your obsessive clit-sucking of (former mutual friend) won't fix.

signed, me

chronic lying about illness, disability, tragedies in the family and so on

how do you know they were lying?

because they've repeatedly contradicted their own lies with weird inconsistencies or things that could easily be disproven by anyone who has five minutes and Google. the illnesses, alleged treatment and recovery times don't make sense.

is it lyme tho

LMAO

I thought we had a better friendship than one that could just come to an end when you got into a new fandom. The strength of what I thought we had always rested on the fact that, more than just rping with each other and sharing fandoms, we could talk about real life and ourselves, but now I can tell you the most important things going on in my life and all I get is generic one line responses back.

I'm annoyed and hurt.

misfire. it's late.

dear you,

you're a great guy but you really make me hate you sometimes.

at least you're cute.

signed,
me

dear you,

i was proud of you when you decided to cut back on rp. you finally seemed to realize what i and other friends had been saying for months - that you were so overinvested in rp that it was hurting your relationships, your job, your education, and all of your other goals that you'd put off in favor of rping for 6 hours a day.

so yeah. when less than a month later i saw on plurk that you were joining multiple new games, and that you had a bunch of new character journals, and that you were spamming bakerstreet again, i lost a lot of respect for you. you have all these big creative ideas you're always talking about, but you never actually do anything because you're wasting 1/4 of your life on shitty smut memes.

oh dear. I fear we could be not!sending similar letters to the same person.

dear friend,

your online girlfriend is toxic and i wish you'd dump her. i'd tell you this to your face, but challenges to your twu wuv only strengthen your resolve to stick around this emotional vampire

sounds typical for lesbos. Cut that bitch off.

dear you

i'm glad i finally got the courage to cut you out of my life. i felt so sorry for you i just couldn't do it before now, and the way you behaved put me in a foul mood almost all of the time i spent talking to you even though your behavior wasn't directed at me, but the people it was directed at were good people. they deserved better. i feel bad sometimes for actually introducing you to them, because now you're their problem, and they don't deserve that, but after more than a year i don't have the patience or strength to endure your personality any longer.

i hope one day you wise up and actually become the good person i know you are on the inside. you have some good traits that are vastly overshadowed by the bad ones, but here's hoping one day you'll take some advice and better yourself for your own sake and everyone else's, and that you'll be happy. i'd like that, even if it's too late for me to ever get over my hatred for you.

signed, me

i wish you would realize that someone who makes you suicidal over the thought of dumping you and threatens suicide themselves over disagreements is not a good match for you.

you are worth so much more than that.

you are in an abusive internet relationship and i wish you'd get the fuck out of it.

Actually can we just xerox copies of this one? I've known like 5 people who need this letter.

Dear former friend,

I miss the fun threads and conversations we had. I had some of my best rp experiences with you. But I don't think I want to get back in touch. Sorry for everything that happened to you though.

dear you,

you are the only person in my life that i've ever thought i could actually pull off a long term relationship with. i've had plenty of crushes and there's a lot of people i'd love to fuck or have a fling with, but i'm smart enough to know i've got no relationship staying power when it comes to thinking about everyone but you.

i thought the feeling would pass, but it's been months and it hasn't, and i'm pretty sure you'll always think of me more as a sister.

you're totally my favorite, and i think you might be for a very long time no matter what.

love you,
maybe always will

beloved you,

i wish you wouldn't keep pinging her in every plurk or talking about how much you love her or talking about your cr with her. i wish you would just tell me what i did wrong or that you don't want me around anymore. i wish you would just talk to me.

with numb love,

moi

You're insecure, dishonest, rude, and your writing is really boring.

I'm glad you're gone. Don't come back!

deets

don't miss you. your so-called subtle passive-aggression was bad for me. your inability to realise that everything isn't about you was worse. your inability to get over your ex (who you utterly took for granted, cheated on, and generally treated horribly) makes you look pathetic. go get some help, and maybe you'll be able to live happily.

You,

I was the one who posted your awful cosplay photos on /cgl/, and namedropped you on wankgate. I don't feel bad about it at all.

Me.

Nobody flicks me in the butt without my consent

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