I don't like to call myself "asexual," because for a lot of people, it calls to mind the assholes on tumblr who whine about being somehow "oppressed" because sometimes media depictions of sexuality make them feel vaguely uncomfy. If anything, I'm more privileged by the fact that I don't want to be involved with what other people do with their genitals, because of the way overt female sexuality is stigmatized in western society. So, I prefer "gives no fucks," because it conveys the idea that I'm not having sex and don't care to without lumping me in with the crazies.