when it's fuck o'clock in the morning and you have zombie related questions and you're never going to get a real answer for them. do they all crap themselves when they die? do they crap at all while they shamble around eating people? are there toxic zombie turds waiting to be stepped in? if a dog eats it, will it be a zombie dog? is it even a turd if their digestive system doesn't work? is it just clumps of rotting meat? what about the ones that get stuck somewhere and can't eat? do they re-die? what the fuck, man?
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