i mean, i've played with my own balls plenty of times, so don't worry, that's not my issue. i guess i phrased it poorly before, but i'm not complaining about balls themselves so much as i'm just complaining about how the word "balls" seems kind of unsexy in the middle of a smut thread, and there aren't any real synonyms for them that sound any better. it's like the anon above my last comment said: every term seems too dumb or too clinical. it's the same with "nipple."

but then again, i've only ever noticed all this in the context of my own tags. it's probably just an issue with me overthinking things i write or something.