Waiting for two dressing room posts/a few meme toplevels to hook someone, waiting for one meme partner to reply on TFLN, watching Game Grumps and seeing how long it takes me to finish a half pint of Fireball Whiskey doing nothing but shots.

What I'd rather be doing is living large after hitting the lottery and maybe spending time with a cute, supportive boy BUT WE CAN'T ALL LIVE IN FAIRYTALE WORLD