why do you need a fucking label? like, honestly? who cares what it makes you? you're not having to justify yourself to anyone because you're not going to put yourself in a situation where you have to like dick or vag. you can give yourself a sparkle label if you really have to, but you're the one that needs it, not anyone else. you're not asexual. you just aren't attracted to anyone. that doesn't need a name. hell, go with monosexual. 'i like to touch myself, but i don't like being with anyone else.' there you go. have fun.