You've made your living as the finest pickpocket of the land, eschewing attachments for robbing a town blind and running once they figure out how to describe your features to a sketch artist.

You're trying to figure out who to rip off next. Is it:
> the beautiful group of [gender preference here] lingering by the fountain
> the guards glowering at you
> the be-robed and be-jeweled sorcerer striding quickly through market