"STARVATION IS IN VIEW. FIX IT, PRIMATE COMPANION"

"There's nearly a cup of dry food piled around the sides of this bowl. Did you just eat straight down in the middle until you hit bottom?"

"I SAID IT WAS IN VIEW. CAN'T YOU SEE IT"

"Stop yelling. You have tons of food left."

"YOU ARE BLIND AS WELL AS STUPID"

"[shakes bowl]"

"FOOD HAS APPEARED AS IF BY MAGIC MUST DEVOUR AS FAST AS POSSIBLE"

"That's what I thought. You're fine. I'm getting back on the computer now."

"HAVING ASSUAGED MY HUNGER I WILL NOW GO REGURGITATE LIGHTLY USED CAT KIBBLE ON YOUR FAVORITE CHAIR"

"GODDAMMIT--"

"YOU DOUBTED THE CAT"

"NO NOT THERE--"

"[retching noise]"

"You're the worst."

"STARVATION IS IN VIEW AGAIN"